[TheCrusader]

"SOVIET dictator Josef Stalin ordered his scientists to cross humans with APES to create an invincible breed of Red Army soldiers, secret documents show. Archive papers say the Kremlin chief demanded his Planet of the Apes warriors be “resilient and resistant to hunger”.
He said they should be of “immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”."

[Stoat]

I knew that HT absolutely had to make an appearance on this thread at some point :-)

[0siris]

Dude that's not funny that's sadistic. It is agony to be exposed to that beast. If our troops plastered the cells of enemy combatants with pictures of that...thing, I'd be the first one leading the parade to the Hague to charge the U.S. with war crimes. That...thing...should not have been let loose on this earth, someone was fooling around with the Necronomicon and suddenly that shoggoth slithered onto our plane of existence. Dear God make it stop, I wish I was born blind and hands less if by chance I stumbled into that...thing...in my blindness and accidentally felt up her dilapidated face. I will never sleep soundly again.

[steveegg]

She qualifies for half of her hero's requirements (she is neither resistant to hunger nor of immense strength).