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Stalin's mutant ape army (Yes, it's what you think)
The Sun (U.K.) ^ | December 20, 2005 | JEROME STARKEY

Posted on 12/19/2005 11:03:41 PM PST by Stoat

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To: Stoat
"God, Scmod, I want my monkey-man"
41 posted on 12/20/2005 7:28:05 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: staytrue
“immense strength but with an underdeveloped brain”


42 posted on 12/20/2005 7:33:55 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Peace Begins in the Womb)
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To: little jeremiah

Ha!


43 posted on 12/20/2005 7:36:07 AM PST by Sam Cree (absolute reality) - "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." Albert Einstein)
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To: Stoat

44 posted on 12/20/2005 7:36:28 AM PST by mysterio
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To: Stoat

Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape!


45 posted on 12/20/2005 7:38:21 AM PST by Aquinasfan (Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
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To: muir_redwoods
"I've found this to be true also..."

I always have to wonder if the ones I catch are diseased or defective in some other way...

46 posted on 12/20/2005 7:41:39 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
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To: staytrue

I was thinking Tyson as well!


47 posted on 12/20/2005 7:43:50 AM PST by Paved Paradise
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To: Dallas59
'Beast from the east'

7'2" 320 lbs.
48 posted on 12/20/2005 7:46:50 AM PST by evets (God bless president Bush!)
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To: Stoat

So THAT'S what they meant by building the "New Soviet Man".


49 posted on 12/20/2005 7:48:08 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Stoat

50 posted on 12/20/2005 7:51:05 AM PST by chemicalman (Many have skeletons in their closets. In New Orleans, we have skeletons in our attics.)
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To: Stoat

"You're so ugly I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."

Fred Sanford to Aunt Ester (written by Richard Pryor)


51 posted on 12/20/2005 9:56:22 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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MORE on this story from The Scotsman:

Scotsman.com News - International - Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors

Super-troopers: Stalin wanted Planet of the...

Super-troopers: Stalin wanted Planet of the Apes-like troops, insensitive to pain and hardship.

Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors

CHRIS STEPHEN AND ALLAN HALL

THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

 

According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."

In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine". The order came at a time when the Soviet Union was embarked on a crusade to turn the world upside down, with social engineering seen as a partner to industrialisation: new cities, architecture, and a new egalitarian society were being created.

The Soviet authorities were struggling to rebuild the Red Army after bruising wars.

And there was intense pressure to find a new labour force, particularly one that would not complain, with Russia about to embark on its first Five-Year Plan for fast-track industrialisation.

Mr Ivanov was highly regarded. He had established his reputation under the Tsar when in 1901 he established the world's first centre for the artificial insemination of racehorses.

Mr Ivanov's ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees.

Meanwhile, a centre for the experiments was set up in Georgia - Stalin's birthplace - for the apes to be raised.

Mr Ivanov's experiments, unsurprisingly from what we now know, were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.

A final attempt to persuade a Cuban heiress to lend some of her monkeys for further experiments reached American ears, with the New York Times reporting on the story, and she dropped the idea amid the uproar.

Mr Ivanov was now in disgrace. His were not the only experiments going wrong: the plan to collectivise farms ended in the 1932 famine in which at least four million died.

For his expensive failure, he was sentenced to five years' jail, which was later commuted to five years' exile in the Central Asian republic of Kazakhstan in 1931. A year later he died, reportedly after falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform.


52 posted on 12/20/2005 11:35:13 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: All

Dr. Ilia Ivanov

53 posted on 12/20/2005 11:39:53 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: indcons

You have to see this one...

[try this link for the ping, in case you have trouble]

http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=1543814%2C1


54 posted on 12/22/2005 8:46:09 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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later, similar topic:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1543928/posts


55 posted on 12/22/2005 8:47:01 PM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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To: SunkenCiv

Thanks for this ping, SunkenCiv. I wasn't sure if the story was true or satire......wow!! Bizarre indeed. Will ping out.

BTW, I still composing my reply to your detailed post on great military commanders yesterday. I agree with most of your choices except one :)


56 posted on 12/23/2005 5:50:48 AM PST by indcons (FReepmail indcons to join the MilHist ping list)
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To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; 75thOVI; Adrastus; beebuster2000; Belasarius; bert; BJClinton; ...

"Stalin's mutant ape army!!" ping


57 posted on 12/23/2005 5:53:39 AM PST by indcons (FReepmail indcons to join the MilHist ping list)
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To: indcons
I agree with most of your choices except one :)
Whaaaaat?!? Oh, chest pain, chest pain! [thud!]
58 posted on 12/23/2005 8:46:46 AM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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To: SunkenCiv

Considering the thread this comment was posted on: I first thought you wrote "chest thud, chest thud! [pain!]"

LOL


59 posted on 12/23/2005 8:54:04 AM PST by indcons (FReepmail indcons to join the MilHist ping list)
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To: denydenydeny

LOL!!!


60 posted on 12/23/2005 9:06:48 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th%
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