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Chased in a Motel 6 by Condi Rice
letter
| 4/20/05
| anonymous source
Posted on 04/20/2005 9:10:14 PM PDT by woofie
A good friend of mine for 40 years has come forward with some new allegations. Here is his letter to Joe Biden: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dear Senate Committee on Bush nominees....
In 1995 I was a handyman at the Motel Six in Amarillo Texas. I remember it like it was yesterday.
I was changing a lightbulb when a nice looking black woman named Rice chased me down the hall with a ball-peen hammer. She was shouting and screaming and I was scared out of my wits. Imagine my surprise to learn this "lady " is Condoleeza Rice and she is now Secretary of State.
A month later in the storage shed out back, a man whose name I knew only as "John" threw a mattress pad over my head and choked me till I passed out. Friends later identified him as John Ashcroft. Every day for six weeks he would show up and tell me I was fat. I was humiliated.
About the time I was getting over this Tom Ridge tried to set fire to my '67 Chevy Nova.
I could go on and on. Obviously the Bush administration cares nothing about these people's morals or integrity. Bush has placed these "lowlifes" in the highest position of authority in our nation's capitol.
I humbly ask you to investigate these events. I have been distraught for years by these episodes
Respectively yours
M.P.Strunck (handyman)
Belen New Mexico
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allegations; biden; condi
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:10:16 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: woofie
I wonder if its gonna stay warm, or if cold weather will bite us one last time before summer.
2
posted on
04/20/2005 9:11:42 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(~Halliburton Told Me......)
To: woofie
I saw Elvis in Vegas one time.
3
posted on
04/20/2005 9:12:13 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
To: woofie
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:12:52 PM PDT
by
dware
(Go then. There are other worlds than these.)
To: woofie
Man,
good drugs are sooo hard to find these days.
5
posted on
04/20/2005 9:13:01 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: freedumb2003
Anyone see that cute little pig with the red bull wings??
To: woofie
are you hot? i'm hot. I think the heater is on or something.... vote for Pedro.
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:15:53 PM PDT
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: woofie
We have an old duck who wanted to be a mother sooo bad she got broody over a chicken egg. She sat on it until it hatched.
She was so proud to be a new mom. No one could get near her funny looking baby.
Too bad though. She tried to teach it to swim. I suppose you can guess the rest of the story.
To: woofie
To: woofie
In 1995 I was a handyman at the Motel Six in Amarillo Texas. I remember it like it was yesterday.
John Kerry saw it, but he can't say anything, because he was on a secret mission for the CIA. That was Christmas of 95, right? Seared in his memory, it is. Just like it was yesterday. All those fireworks going off; the celebrating; the river; wounded, crawling across the battlefield as the enemy fire roared overhead; a butt filled with rice that exploded; another purple heart within reach....
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:19:19 PM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: woofie
There must be some confusion - I think it was this lady:
To: Echo Talon
If only that time machine worked, Napolean's uncle would've been more successful in life.
12
posted on
04/20/2005 9:19:43 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
To: woofie
It's the seriousness of the charges, not the validity.......
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:21:34 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: freedumb2003
good drugs are sooo hard to find these days. But, evidently, not impossible.
14
posted on
04/20/2005 9:21:41 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Brett66
Brett66,
Saw Elvis?? Sorry I think I have you beat, I know for a fact he bagged some groceries for me on a summer trip to Kalamazoo 2 years ago...:)
To: Brett66
If only that time machine worked, Napolean's uncle would've been more successful in life. The look on Napoleans brothers face when he pluged it in the socket, reminded me of my older brother! He used to do all sorts of dirty tricks to hurt me. :D
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:23:23 PM PDT
by
Echo Talon
(http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
To: TomGuy
To: Fitzcarraldo
Anita Hill! ... Now where's that bunny with the pancake on his head?
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:27:00 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: Fitzcarraldo
M.P.Strunck says the lady looked just like her only different
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:28:19 PM PDT
by
woofie
(I am so not kidding.)
To: MHGinTN
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posted on
04/20/2005 9:28:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You would have to double your IQ to be stupid. " --zip)
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