Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Lady Jag]

YOU say they're blonde jokes.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Why We Love Children

Too funny. My favorite....

"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

[Mudboy Slim]

OWWW!! I want some...MUD

[El Gran Salseron]

Terrific thread, Diva! Quite a creative idea!

Thanks! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, ma'am...MUD

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, Cowman, and thanks for sharing your joke.

[stopsign]

Hillbilly Computer Trivia:
1.Time to call da undertaker ?
A. terminal
2. Q. Big Bob's favorite fast food ?
A. mac
3. Q. What Uncle Jethro learned to do in 5th grade ?
A. print
4. Q. What do ya call scoop'n up da big fish before it breaks da line?
A.network
5. Q. What helps keep the skeeters off da porch ?
A. screen
6. Q. How yer head feels after seventeen beers ?
A. megahertz
7. Q. Whats left in da muchie bag ?
A. microchip
8. Q. What eats da grain in da barn ?
A. mouse
9. Q. Don't add no more wood to da stove.
A. log off
10. Q. What yew do when da first pair gets covered in manure ?
A. reboot
11. Q. Munchies for da TV ?
A. chip
12. Q. Where ma' can hang that big fish she caught ?
A. motherboard
13. Q. Where cafeteria workers put their hair ?
A. internet
14. Q. Gettin wood off da truck ?
A. download
15. Q. What ya call the Amtrak Employee of the year ?
A. superconductor
16. Q. When ya go to Junior's party uninvited ?
A. crash
17. Q. What is Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smokin' ?
A. hacker
: ) <<< me

[Kathy in Alaska]

This is one of your funniest graphics. ALWAYS makes me LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Tomkow5 and acad were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart?

Acad would never throw bread to the helicopters.

[cyborg]

I am good. Very busy :-) How are you doing yourself?

[Lady Jag]

God afternoon, GodBlessUSA!

[StarCMC]

Ping and bump

[El Gran Salseron]

Question to All:

I know that after the very famous thread on FR that the phrase "stuned the beeber" has become a household joke.

I have been able to figure out what "beeber" is but what in the world is "stuned?"

Does anyone know?

Does the original poster even know?

I know it can't be "stunned." You just can't stun a beeber.

[Lady Jag]

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
3. You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
4. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
5. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
8. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
9. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
10. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
11. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
12. You help your dog chase its tail.
13. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
14. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

 

 

 

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi hermana...MUD

[StarCMC]

Woohoo!!

[StarCMC]

Yoohoo - Darksheare - can you splain??

BTW El Gran - there's an excellent FReeper lexicon around here somewhere.

[StarCMC]

De nada!

[acad1228]

Tomkow6 and Acad were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart?

Acad would never throw bread to the helicopters.

BWAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!

[StarCMC]

DARN - I meant to ping you on "#837.