Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[stopsign]

OMG!!! I've done this!!!

Haha, And that tells ya what : ) <<< me

[Lady Jag]

You made that up.

[GodBlessUSA]

Hello Lady Jag!

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah, but fall is football season, and that eclipses all else...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Hildy]

A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the cashier “You got any corn?” The cashier replies “No, we are a hardware store, we don’t carry corn.” The next day the same duck walks into the hardware store and says, “You got any corn?” The cashier replies “No, I told you yesterday, we don’t carry corn.” The next day the same duck walks into the hardware store and says, “You got any corn?” The cashier gets angry and says, “For the third time, we don’t carry corn! If you ask one more time, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!” The duck walks in the next day and says to the cashier “You got any nails?” The cashier is surprised and says, “No, as a matter of fact, I sold the last box of nails today.” Then the duck says, “You got any corn?

[tomkow6]

No, it's only one from a 36 page document that is ALL BLOND jokes!

[GodBlessUSA]

Good Afternoon MUD!

[tomkow6]

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."

The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."

"No. Those are deer tracks."

They keep arguing, and arguing, and half an hour later, they were both killed by a train.

[stopsign]

I myself am guilty of at least 5 of 'em : ) <<< me

[tomkow6]

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building.

How do you tell them apart?

The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good afternoon to you, too...my boss left early, so I think I may just haveta, too!!

FReegards...MUD

[stopsign]

A redneck was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?" Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what name did you come up with for my son?"

The brother winked and replied, "Denephew." : ) <<< me

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[GodBlessUSA]

Absolutely you have to leave early then! :)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

EVERYBODY WANTS SOME-VAN HALEN

[Diva Betsy Ross]

HI Cy! HUGs! How are you today?

[Mudboy Slim]

My excuse just came to me...gotta meet the contractor who's fixing our leaky basement...I'm outta here!!

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

OHmy! LOL!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

MUD!