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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: tomkow6

YOU say they're blonde jokes.


821 posted on 04/12/2005 1:06:21 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: mother22wife21
Why We Love Children

Too funny. My favorite....

"I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."


822 posted on 04/12/2005 1:08:26 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

OWWW!! I want some...MUD


823 posted on 04/12/2005 1:11:44 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Terrific thread, Diva! Quite a creative idea!

Thanks! :-)


824 posted on 04/12/2005 1:12:04 PM PDT by El Gran Salseron ( The equal opportunity male chauvinist pig. :-))
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Howdy, ma'am...MUD


825 posted on 04/12/2005 1:12:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: Cowman

Welcome to the Canteen, Cowman, and thanks for sharing your joke.


826 posted on 04/12/2005 1:13:10 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Yehuda

Hillbilly Computer Trivia:
1.Time to call da undertaker ?
A. terminal
2. Q. Big Bob's favorite fast food ?
A. mac
3. Q. What Uncle Jethro learned to do in 5th grade ?
A. print
4. Q. What do ya call scoop'n up da big fish before it breaks da line?
A.network
5. Q. What helps keep the skeeters off da porch ?
A. screen
6. Q. How yer head feels after seventeen beers ?
A. megahertz
7. Q. Whats left in da muchie bag ?
A. microchip
8. Q. What eats da grain in da barn ?
A. mouse
9. Q. Don't add no more wood to da stove.
A. log off
10. Q. What yew do when da first pair gets covered in manure ?
A. reboot
11. Q. Munchies for da TV ?
A. chip
12. Q. Where ma' can hang that big fish she caught ?
A. motherboard
13. Q. Where cafeteria workers put their hair ?
A. internet
14. Q. Gettin wood off da truck ?
A. download
15. Q. What ya call the Amtrak Employee of the year ?
A. superconductor
16. Q. When ya go to Junior's party uninvited ?
A. crash
17. Q. What is Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smokin' ?
A. hacker
: ) <<< me


827 posted on 04/12/2005 1:14:57 PM PDT by stopsign ( ("What great fortune for government, that people don't think". ...Der Fuhrer... [hummmm...]))
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

This is one of your funniest graphics. ALWAYS makes me LOL!

828 posted on 04/12/2005 1:16:13 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: tomkow6
Tomkow5 and acad were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart?

Acad would never throw bread to the helicopters.

829 posted on 04/12/2005 1:16:59 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

I am good. Very busy :-) How are you doing yourself?


830 posted on 04/12/2005 1:19:08 PM PDT by cyborg (Feel the FReeper Love)
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To: GodBlessUSA

God afternoon, GodBlessUSA!


831 posted on 04/12/2005 1:19:46 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: Mudboy Slim; HiJinx; SandRat

Ping and bump


832 posted on 04/12/2005 1:20:37 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; All

Question to All:

I know that after the very famous thread on FR that the phrase "stuned the beeber" has become a household joke.

I have been able to figure out what "beeber" is but what in the world is "stuned?"

Does anyone know?

Does the original poster even know?

I know it can't be "stunned." You just can't stun a beeber.


833 posted on 04/12/2005 1:21:44 PM PDT by El Gran Salseron ( The equal opportunity male chauvinist pig. :-))
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To: GodBlessUSA; All

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When....

  1. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
  2. You lick your coffeepot clean.
  3. You're the employee of the month at the Espresso 4 U coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
  4. Your T-shirt says: Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
  5. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  7. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop.
  8. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.
  9. You have a conniption over spilled milk.
  10. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
  11. You don't get mad, you get steamed.
  12. You help your dog chase its tail.
  13. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
  14. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

 

 

 


834 posted on 04/12/2005 1:23:11 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])
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To: StarCMC

Muchas gracias, mi hermana...MUD


835 posted on 04/12/2005 1:23:33 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

Woohoo!!


836 posted on 04/12/2005 1:24:44 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: El Gran Salseron

Yoohoo - Darksheare - can you splain??

BTW El Gran - there's an excellent FReeper lexicon around here somewhere.


837 posted on 04/12/2005 1:26:11 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Mudboy Slim

De nada!


838 posted on 04/12/2005 1:26:52 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska
Tomkow6 and Acad were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart?

Acad would never throw bread to the helicopters.

BWAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!

839 posted on 04/12/2005 1:26:57 PM PDT by acad1228 ("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare

DARN - I meant to ping you on "#837.


840 posted on 04/12/2005 1:27:46 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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