Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[beachn4fun]

I think your tagline funnier!

[stand watie]

YEP, i AM!

i'm sitting on READY to do some SERIOUS rockfishing this weekend, if the weather on the BAY isn't too bad to go out.

free dixie HUGS,sw

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Angel Boy! Good morning, Patriotic Pattie!

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good morning, bentfeather. How's it going?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ray Stevens ~ Mississippi Squirrel Revival

[Arrowhead1952]

Back @ U!! Just got back into the office. Plenty of work today. YUCK LLL

[SevenofNine]

Well breaking news off Fox news report reporting that Justice dept going indict three men connect to that summer threat smackdown Finanical building two of them are in the UK in JAIL waiting trial for try smackdown Brit interest here kicker one of them being wanted for allegely back in 1999 of killing FLA cop so that mean he is cop killer could get MR NEEDLE

Report is Brit would extriade him if they take death penalty off the table that sound like Law and Order episode I Saw once

Also another report off Hareetz wire Ariel Sharon has told Dubya that he going refuse to withdraw settlement out of Gaza report is that Dubya want bada bing NOW but Ariel tell him DUDE going talk awhile
Did you hear World Tribune reporting that former head of Mossad claim that push come to shove there MIGHT BE Miltary coup to overthrow Ariel Sharon govt reason some of religious Jews that serve in IDF refuse order to get settler out of the Gaza
And another report off World tribune Israelis source claim that Egyptian army is near Israel border

I wonder what Egyptian up too

[CougarGA7]

LOL! That is priceless.

Hey, TS come look at this one.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, DBR. Did we learn good things yesterday? How did reading go? Does Stephen hang with you and Jimmy? He will learn just by being there.

[Arrowhead1952]

I wish I could have gone to college, especially at TAMU. The attitude and behavior of those kids is incredible. I know one thing, ward churchill would never last at that college. They would take him behind the barn and open a can of W#oop @$$ and use it on his sorry bottom...

[beachn4fun]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, techcor, and thanks for sharing your clown joke.

[beachn4fun]

[Soaring Feather]

Doing great thanks.

And you??

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Sorry, that you have so much work to do,while I can just FReep to my hearts content,since it is my weekend!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hi Ma! Reading went very well yesterday. Stephen is indeed reading. Today he found a mistake in one of his books- I am not kidding. He is amazing. Last night I was video taping him read and type at the computer. So I have proof that my almost three year old can read. ( and the only time he sits still is when he is reading.)

This kid is a trip!

Jimmy is a little to busy inventing things to be concerned that his little bro can read almost as well as he can!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hi, TrTeamer!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, acad..........thanks for the blues.

[beachn4fun]

Both of my sons are avid fishermen!
It's been a while for me.
Enjoy!
I'm leaving on a jet plane on Saturday!

[stand watie]

headed where???????

free dixie,sw