Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Conspiracy Guy]

You still live in the area?

[Mrs.Nooseman]

LOL.

I know what you mean .I don't know if I will ever get it done today,but I'll try!

[luvie]

Hey, Mrs.N! How is this beautiful day treating you? Guess this is a day off, huh. I gotta go in at 3pm, so I at least have a little time to read all the great jokes posted here.

[StarCMC]

Ooooh! Gotta listen!

[stand watie]

GM, lass!

here's one of my favorite BLONDE jokes:

a fellow called 411 information and asked for the phone number of MARY SMITH in Los Angeles,CA.

the operator said: "i have multiple listings. do you have a STREET NAME?"

the fellow thought a long moment & said: "UH,well YEAH. some people call me SILKY."

free dixie HUGS,duckie/sw

[stand watie]

GM, beachn!

free dixie HUGS & SMOOCHIES, duckie/sw

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Yep,it's my weekend!

It's good that you are able to start your day with jokes,puts you in a good mood for the rest of the day!

[beachn4fun]

Good morning

Sorry I was so long in getting back to you. I got swamped all of a sudden.

[armymarinemom]

An old duffah walks into his doctors office and complains that he has to pass gas every few minutes. I'm lucky doc. It doesn't make any noise and has no smell. If it wasn't for the fact that nobody but me knows I couldn't leave the house.

Doc: Well for the gas we can try a few medications and a change to you diet. We also need to talk about when you lost your sense of smell and hearing.

[beachn4fun]

Morning Ms.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Diva,you forgot to post this link with a hankie alert!

~sniff,sniff~

[Lady Jag]

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."

[Old Professer]

M. Moore; he wasn't important enough to laugh at when Charley Weaver was on the show.

[beachn4fun]

Good morning Sugar.

HUGS & SMOOCHES back at you both.

ps. this weekend weather is suppose to be nice. You going to try to drown another worm?

[ValerieUSA]

Thanks acad1228!!

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,LJ!

LOFLMBO!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Arrowhead. Still chilly, but probably going up to 50 today. More melting going on. Good joke. Thanks to all of you for helping keep Texas and the USA safe. And thanks for helping honor our military, past and present.