Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

DOOBIE BROTHERS-BLACK WATER

[Conspiracy Guy]

Winfield, Alabama, northwest corner of the state.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

I think all kids learn to do that,both of mine where very talented that way,as a matter of fact if my oldest(17)is in a goofy mood he is still able to have us ROTF with laughter!

I sometimes miss the days when my kids where little!

Enjoy it while she is still little,because they grow up so fast and before you know it they are Teens and almost ready to leave the nest!~sigh~

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Beth!

How are you and Connor doing?

[Bethbg79]

Good morning!

Connor is at school. I'm doing ok. :-)

How are you?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

ANY DREAM WILL DO -DONNY OSMOND

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning Troops!

Canteen Crew!!!
WOO HOO!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Click the bar if you wish!

[cedarswingman]

I thought they were only in the Panhandle of Fl.

[tomkow6]

Why do blonds drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.

[Kathy in Alaska]

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get!

One of my favorite sayings. Welcome to the Canteen, umbagi, and thanks for your service to America.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, Marguerite, and thanks for the "Sex" joke.

[Straight Vermonter]

A man arrives in heaven and St Peter says to him, "you're not supposed to be here for a few more years what happened?"

The man replies that he suspected his wife was cheating on him so he came home early from work. When he arrives home he hears a noise upstairs. He runs up finds his wife in bed but no man. He looks out of the window and sees a man running across the back yard. He is so angry he picks up his wifes wardrobe and hurls it at the man. Unfortunately the exertion caused him to have a heart attack.

St Peter is sympathetic and allows the man in.

A short time later another man comes to heaven. St Peter says to him, "you're not supposed to be here for a few more years what happened?"

The man replies that he was taking a shortcut across a back yard when he was hit in the head with a wardrobe.

St Peter is sympathetic and allows the man in.

A short time later another man comes to heaven. St Peter says to him, "you're not supposed to be here for a few more years what happened?"

The man replies, "Well, I was hiding in this wardrobe..."

[cedarswingman]

I do two of them. Will that work? LOL

Good Morning Ms.Feather

[Soaring Feather]

~Blues Brothers ~Shake a Tail Feather~
Getting all your aggressions out?

[Mrs.Nooseman]

I am doing fine!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, Pusterfuss.....

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Kathy!

[Soaring Feather]

Morning, Mrs. Nooseman!!

[CelticLass]

Top of the mornin to you my friend! I almost missed you! I've been on here since 4 a.m. (EST) and watching for you, hoping I'd see you before I got busy. I hope you had a nice weekend and I hope you enjoyed uncleshag's Sunday Show. LOL

Have you been enjoying the laugh this fine day?

Hugs!

[Lando Lincoln]

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