Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[luvie]

Isn't it wonderful to see over 40,000 kids in one place who are outgoing, well-behaved, funny, high-spirited and committed to getting the best education possible? My son is class of '93, and it was the same then. "Howdy" everywhere you go on the campus. I hope your daughter enjoys her stay there as much as our son did. He still misses the closeness everyone had there.

[tomkow6]

Did you hear about the blonde who went to the library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?

Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

[mother22wife21]

*blush*

Thank You.

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Tonkin
Hubby says your inlets are treacherous and far apart. You Coasties have some real challenges when you work. Hubby went to school at Cape Disappointment. God Bless!

[Bethbg79]

Good morning Bro!! ((HUGS))

[mother22wife21]

LOL, I was coooing over a little baby at Babies R Us, when my daughter came up very distressed. She was almost in tears. She said,"Mommy, Mommy, please don't eat the baby!!" I said, "what are you talking about?"

Tears streaming, she said,"You already have one in your Tummy!"

We had to go home after me and the mom recovered and have a 'talk'. And a big snuggle fest for her being so cute and concerned.

[mother22wife21]

ROFLMBO!!!!!!
Thank YOU!!!
That was GREAT!!

[luvie]

hee-hee-hee!

[Mrs.Nooseman]

That is adorable and very funny!

I am telling you kids come up with the funniest things,when they are little and don't quite know how to formulate their concerns correctly yet!

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Arrow!

[Soaring Feather]

Morning, Tom.
Getting even with me are you??
Make you feel better??

[mother22wife21]

Yes, I am constantly floored by the depth of her empathy. She is so funny too. She has mastered so many of those small muscles in her face to achieve a vast array of facial expressions she's like a living canvas.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

PEACE TRAIN-DOLLY PARTON and LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO

[Valin]

Tell me your favorite joke!





FRANCE

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Ms.Feather!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

(lol) :]

[tomkow6]

Good mornin', Sis!  Good mornin', Connor!

 

[tomkow6]

What does 'XXX' stand for?
Blonds co-signing a note!

[Bethbg79]

(((HUGS)))

[tomkow6]

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which
one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.