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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: All
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461 posted on 04/12/2005 6:46:59 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Have you said Thank You to a service man or woman today?)
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To: tomkow6

LOL.


462 posted on 04/12/2005 6:47:30 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: All
Today is my favorite day of the week!
See You All Tonight.

"The Coast Guard Auxiliary is not the best kept secret in the USCG anymore,
it's now a premier Force of the Department of Homeland Security
and the United States Coast Guard."

REAR ADMIRAL J. M. GARRETT
THIRTEENTH DISTRICT


"We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail..."

President George W. Bush

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463 posted on 04/12/2005 6:48:26 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (SEMPER PARATUS)
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To: CelticLass

Morning,Lass!


464 posted on 04/12/2005 6:48:32 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Mrs.Nooseman
When my husband brought them home for me to read, I had to sit down I was laughing so hard. Since I'm 24 weeks pregnant the one about the preg. mom really got me.

I'm really glad you enjoyed them. I know I did.

465 posted on 04/12/2005 6:48:50 AM PDT by mother22wife21 ( "My super power is dancing" -my five year old daughter)
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To: GodBlessUSA

LOL.

Are you still in your PJ's?


466 posted on 04/12/2005 6:49:51 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: mother22wife21

I love your named. It is so neat.


467 posted on 04/12/2005 6:50:05 AM PDT by cedarswingman (One man with courage makes a majority)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Morning,Tonkin!
468 posted on 04/12/2005 6:50:42 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: Anybody

So Jeffery Daumer says to Loreena Bobbitt: "You gonna eat that?"


469 posted on 04/12/2005 6:51:04 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: tomkow6; Old Sarge
"Old Sarge wears see-thru burkas!"

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

470 posted on 04/12/2005 6:51:24 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: All

CLARENCE CLEMONS-JAKSON BROWNE-YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE

COWBOY JUNKIES-SWEET JANE

DIANA ROSS-I'M COMING OUT


471 posted on 04/12/2005 6:51:42 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Code pink stinks!)
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To: acad1228
Oh yes, Stevie Ray's my boy...thanks!!

FReegards...MUD

472 posted on 04/12/2005 6:52:39 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good Morning Sir! Image hosted by TinyPic.com

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

473 posted on 04/12/2005 6:53:22 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: beachn4fun

LOL...MUD


474 posted on 04/12/2005 6:54:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: LUV W

Back at you. We had an outstanding weekend at TAMU. What a great bunch of kids attend school there. I have always been impressed with their manners. It's not what you expect from kids these days, but very common there.


475 posted on 04/12/2005 6:56:28 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross

bookmark for later.


476 posted on 04/12/2005 6:56:34 AM PDT by beaureguard
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To: mother22wife21
I can understand why that one got you.

I liked them all and was thinking out of the mouth of Babe's!LOL.

When my kids where younger they would come out with funny little things and sometimes I didn't know if I should be mad or laugh.Most of the time we would laugh.
477 posted on 04/12/2005 6:57:08 AM PDT by Mrs.Nooseman
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To: mother22wife21

 

 


478 posted on 04/12/2005 6:58:01 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................hot DOG!........)
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To: Mrs.Nooseman

So long, He yelled to me to get ready so I have to go LOL. I'll see you later today. I hope. Have fun! :)


479 posted on 04/12/2005 6:59:07 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: cedarswingman
OK one more then I have to get some work done.

The great Henny Youngman said, "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
480 posted on 04/12/2005 7:00:21 AM PDT by Cowman (I wish they all could be double barreled girls)
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