Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[mother22wife21]

That is so cute!!!!

[Mrs.Nooseman]

ROFLMBO!

Great post!

[tomkow6]

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks! You can use them where you you want to ... Let all the people feel the love! :]

[tomkow6]

I know the feeling.......

[cedarswingman]

Good Morning Mrs.Nooseman

[Mrs.Nooseman]

LOL.

Good Morning,Diva!

[tomkow6]

How does a blond spell 'farm'?
E-I-E-I-O.

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Morning,Cedar!

How are you?

[tomkow6]

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third grade

[proud_2_B_texasgal]

good morning!

[CelticLass]

You be sure and let me know when you start having fun. LOL My poor fingers are beginning to feel numb from all the snagging and sharing. LOL

Hugs!

[cedarswingman]

R O F L M B O

[tomkow6]

What's the Blonde's Cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah..."

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Well where were you going?

Are you leaving? I just got here and haven't even had a chance to go through the thread.

I guess I just have to start here since there is to many posts to read!

LOL.

[cedarswingman]

Where did you go to a Jitney Jungle?

[GodBlessUSA]

Glad I stopped being a blond after High school! LOL! :)

[GodBlessUSA]

Well, I always say I'm leaving but can't pull myself away. We are going out to buy a fence today. I'm waiting for my husband to yell, would you get ready already! Then I'll leave. :)

[Cowman]

Someone once said that the best thing about videotaping your wedding is that you can play it backwards an see yourself walking away a free man.

[7thson]

And on that note -

A proctologist comes out of his office trying to write a report. He says "This pen must of ran out of ink." The nurse looks up and starts laughing. "Doctor, you're trying to write with your rectal thermometer." "Damn," he says. "Some a**hole walked out of here with my pen."