Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[tomkow6]

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?

She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

[cedarswingman]

Good Morning Arrow. Very good.

[GodBlessUSA]

That's adorable!:) Love that image Diva!

[beachn4fun]

Ha! That was Tom! LOL

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Good morning Cedar! Well that is a joke isn't it?? HUGS!

[tomkow6]

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.

[NRA1995]

No jokes there, unless you consider Darwin award candidates jokes....but I'll drag a few in if you like....

[techcor]

Question: " Why don't cannibals eat clowns?"
Answer: "'Cuz they taste funny."

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Good morning Coop! Welcome to the Canteen! Thanks for stopping in!

[tomkow6]

Why did the blond scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

[tomkow6]

Did you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?
He missed.

[acad1228]

Road geek Score: 80!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

FAWNN! Great to see you! I hope all is well WAYYY over there! Thanks for the LOLS!!

[CelticLass]

hahahaha Tis too funny, no matter whether read before or not.

Tis grand to be seeing you this morning. I was getting a wee bit worried.

Hugs!

[NRA1995]

ok, a real story from Canada:

A real cowboy is never caught without his boots, but his pants are another matter. Police in Regina, Saskatchewan, found a bare-butted cowboy hanging from a fence. It seems the Canadian cowpoke had a little too much to drink at an agriculture festival Saturday night. He tried climbing an eight-foot-tall fence but snagged a pant leg, leaving him dangling upside down. He dropped his cell phone, too. Police say he unzipped his pants to get free, but discovered he couldn't get them off. He eventually reached the phone's keypad and dialed 911.

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Thanks, Beach. And good Tuesday morning to you. How's it going?

[beachn4fun]

Betty Sue passed away and Bubba called 9-1-1.

The dispatcher told Bubba that she would send someone out right away!!

"Where do you live?" she asked.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The dispatcher asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause... and finally Bubba said,

"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

[cedarswingman]

You really started something good today. Should brighten our day considerably.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Good morning Kids! Great to see you both!

[beachn4fun]

Hey, anything that can get a chuckle, is welcome.