Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Mrs GiggleLips.....#1150 and #1200!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thank you, ms feather, for The Canteen...

".....a safe haven for our troops and their families."

[NYTexan]

That's easy to take.

Not livin' on a fault line I hope!


All the snow gone yet?

[duck duck goose]

Whats going on Momma??

[duck duck goose]

Hi TX how are you Punkin??

[Kathy in Alaska]

Here in the neighborhood, most everybodies lawns are showing near the houses and the middles. Places where the blown snow was heaped onto the lawn edges from the driveways and near mailboxes is still a couple feet deep.

[NYTexan]

Won't be long now!

Do you have really long days comming now like the arctic?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Next sunrise: 6:45 a.m.
Next sunset: 9:16 p.m.

We gain about 5 minutes a day of sunshine til June 21st. then we start losing 5 minutes a day.

Further north, Barrow, the sun stays above the horizon from mid November to mid January. Alternately, in winter the sun doesn't come up from mid November to mid January.

[NYTexan]

I'll bet that drives some of them crazy!

[mylife]

Night Ma...Night Ms B

;)

Bright Place

[Kathy in Alaska]

Here in Anchorage, in mid June, it doesn't get dark enough for the street lights to come on. I never put my blinds down, but my parents practically have black out curtains. Visitors are always surprised when they look at their watches and realize how late it is.

[Kathy in Alaska]

my.....you are supposed to be winding down before bed. Pretty lively song. Thanks. Good night and sweet dreams. Thank you for helping make the Canteen a fun place for our troops. And thank you for your service to this great nation.

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

Funny nevertheless. LOL!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, JCEccles, and thanks for the joke.

[BykrBayb]

Cowboy, I'm so sorry to hear you have cancer. Of course I'll say a lot of prayers for you. Among those prayers will be thanks for the advances in medicine in recent years, and that you get the full benefit of those advances. God must know how valuable you are to us here, but I'll be sure and mention it anyway.

[mylife]

Hugs Kath

Bed is in sight an calling

rest well

[JCEccles]

Thanks.

On a related note, I've always gotten a kick of of this short joke, attributed to Steve Wright:

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."