Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

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[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Soaring Feather]

mine

[Soaring Feather]

mine

[cyborg]

missed it.. star grabbed it!

[StarCMC]

indulge you in your bit of bigoted thinking

Excuse me?

[mylife]

I dont know why but Jewish folks tell the best jokes.

Two Jewish farmers meet at the crossroads

how you doin cyrus?

Im fine ephriam how is de corn?

Oh de corn! der are problems The children..de youth! they park amongst the crops and they toss out cigarettes,chewing gum wrappers , condoms, beer cans...Dey are ruining da crop!

Oh that a shame ephriam!

Yes yes it is....How is your wheat Cyrus?

Da Wheat?

"F****d flat!"

[cyborg]

I'm not getting into it in this thread. I've asked to have my post removed. If you want to discuss, it will have to be in freepmail.

[mylife]

Thanks for the tip Feather ;)

[Bethbg79]

OMG! LOL!

[StarCMC]

Well, I don't know exactly WHAT is going on, but I DO know that Sarge is neither bigoted, cowardly nor afraid. Just so you know.

[mylife]

Im not sure whats goin on But I consider the minutemen soldiers in arms and the best neighbors I could have

[Lady Jag]

All did was say hi to the FR ladies, man.

[laurenmarlowe]

Please spend your time elsewhere.

We like it here, and want no conflict.

[2111USMC]

That's a keeper!

(Cleaning keyboard now)

[cyborg]

Excuse me but I did't post anything to the Canteen. It was Old Sarge who pinged me here.

[StarCMC]

SO! Heard any good jokes lately??

[Bethbg79]

ROTFL!

[mylife]

Whats going on cybie? A misunderstanding?

[cyborg]

I'm very sorry. I've asked to have my post removed. I happen to love the Canteen and don't like interthread debates.

[mylife]

Whats goin on here Star?

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Funny, zip.