Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[cyborg]

Yes and I'm sorry for the interruption and non-adherence to FR netiquette.

[Bethbg79]

:-) It's all good.

Nice to see ya in here.

[txradioguy]

"So, calling soldiers cowards makes you a big man, eh?"

Sorry I was out covering a Spur Ride.

What did I miss?

Who do I get to talk to over the issue of calling soldiers cowards?

[Bethbg79]

Heart of Rock and Roll

Huey Lewis and The News

God Bless our Troops!!

[laurenmarlowe]

LOL! Damn, I had a great "things that stressed women say" in my email a couple of days ago, but it has mysteriously disappeared.
It started out with "Okay, I take it back, Un___k you." It got more colorful after that one, LOL!

[MoJo2001]

This is a prime example of why staying inside the Canteen is much safer for the brain cells than going outside of it.

Too much drama elsewhere at FR.

Thank God for the Canteen.

[Bethbg79]

LOL! If you find it, FReepmail me please!

[Old Sarge]

And I'm tired of the race card

they go or I go.

[cyborg]

I agree.

[missyme]

A woman came back from the doctor and was jumping up and down on the bed with joy

Her Husband asked her: "What are you so happy about"

Wife says: I'm Happy! because the doctor says I have breasts like an 18 year old!!

Husband says" Oh Yeah" Well did he say anything about your 40 year old ass???

Wife says: No honey your name never came up!

[StarCMC]

Darn - wish you could find it!

[Petronski]

And I'm tired of the race card they go or I go.

YOU played the race card, and YOU dragged the matter over here.

I'm sorry for the disruption, but that correction must be made.

[laurenmarlowe]

I will make an effort to find and send your way. Some I feel sure you've heard, but some may be new. It was pretty darned funny!

[Bethbg79]

 

Humble Pie

God Bless our Troops!!

[mylife]

FR netiquitte is nice

I hope that you can resolve this with Sarge

I still havent found the source of the dispute

but I'll say this now

Sarge is going to war and placing his life on the line for all of us. Thats in his heart

He would give LIFE

Think about it

[cyborg]

thanks.

[Soaring Feather]

The Canteen

As a light house beacon warns
a ship away from dangerous shores...
We in the FReeper CANTEEN
offer a safe haven for our troops and their families.
May God Bless our ship FReeper CANTEEN.

bentfeather
9/05/03
Revised 01/05/04

[JCEccles]

Two elderly women, Betty and Mabel, go for a drive. Almost immediately the car runs a red light. This startles Betty, but she says nothing, not wishing to offend Mabel. Then the car lurches over a curb and onto a sidewalk for fifty feet before bouncing back onto the road again. Betty is really upset, but keeps her opinion to herself. Finally, the car jolts hard left on two wheels, and barrels down a one-way street the wrong direction. Terrified Betty screams, “Mabel, you have got pay attention to your driving! You’re going to get us killed.” To which Mabel replies, “Me? I thought YOU were driving!”

[bray]

One day a golfer was out with his wife and his ball landed behind a barn. After looking at his lie he saw that if he could shoot through the two open barn doors he could get to the green. Just as he shot his wife poked her head out from behind the second door and the ball hit her and killed her.

After a couple years he finally played again with a friend who hit the same identical shot on the same hole. His friend said, "I think I can go through the two doors and make the green."

The golfer screamed don't do that, last time I tried that and took a double!

What do you get when you have 50 Lawyers buried to their necks in sand??

More Sand!

What do you get when 50 lawyers go off a cliff in a bus???

5000 Lawsuits!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Kathy in Alaska]

Mellow. One I didn't even notice, the other I thought was someone walking by.