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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Hamburger soup. Hmmmm. Not sure what to think of that!


981 posted on 04/12/2005 6:51:38 PM PDT by StarCMC (It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden; it's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: StarCMC
STAR!!!

Made it in, finally...

982 posted on 04/12/2005 6:52:17 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: All

Playmates ~ Beep Beep

983 posted on 04/12/2005 6:53:09 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: MoJo2001

Evening Diva! It's good to see ya! ((HUGS))


984 posted on 04/12/2005 6:55:34 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
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To: Old Sarge

Hi, Sarge!!! How's it going?


985 posted on 04/12/2005 6:55:39 PM PDT by GummyIII (May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.)
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To: Fresh Wind
"See what you get for $20!"

ROTFLMBO!! Welcome to the Canteen, Fresh Wind, and thanks for the joke.

986 posted on 04/12/2005 6:55:46 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; bentfeather; HiJinx; tomkow6; Radix; Spotsy; ...



DJ SUNSHINE!

Special for Texas Cowboy!

Canteeners, a beloved friend needs our help.
He needs your prayers!
Texas Cowboy has been diagnosed with Cancer.
For MoJo personally, this is devastating.

When you enter any thread or forum, you start at the beginning.
Each of us is new at some point.
Texas Cowboy was the first person to welcome to the Canteen.
He wanted to know more about me and as you can imagine..I had a usual MoJo
answer. He was being serious and respectful and I was being MoJo.

He's just that special. So? I'm asking that you keep him in your thoughts and prayers.
He's going to fight like hell! All who know him wouldn't expect anything less.
I'm proud to call him a friend. TC is the epitome of a gentleman.

TC, You still have a lot to teach MoJo about music.
I'm here waiting for the next round of the music journey!

This is for you darlin'!

Willie Nelson --> My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys

Glenn Campbell - Gentle On My Mind

Bob Wills

Roly Poly

Take Me Back To Tulsa

987 posted on 04/12/2005 6:56:07 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: Old Sarge

Hi Sarge! Happy Anniversary to you and your sweetie!


988 posted on 04/12/2005 6:56:41 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
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To: laurenmarlowe

*HUGS*
Hello Diva!
How are you tonight?
It's great to see you!
Hopefully, you aren't working too hard.


989 posted on 04/12/2005 6:56:54 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Proud To Be The Canteen Slacker! We're Few! We're Proud! We're Slackers! WooHoo!)
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To: GummyIII
{{{{{ GUMMY! }}}}}

Not the best day in the world, today...


990 posted on 04/12/2005 6:57:20 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: laurenmarlowe
{{{{{ LAUREN! }}}}}

Happy to see you!


991 posted on 04/12/2005 6:57:41 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: TexasCowboy; MoJo2001

Prayers lifted for our Texas Cowboy!


992 posted on 04/12/2005 6:58:29 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: Old Sarge
Ouch, sorry to hear that.

{{{{{{SARGE}}}}}}

993 posted on 04/12/2005 6:58:49 PM PDT by GummyIII (May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.)
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To: Fawnn
{{{{{ FAWNN! }}}}}

It's been too long, Auntie!


994 posted on 04/12/2005 6:59:39 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: MoJo2001; TexasCowboy

Major prayers for Texas Cowboy! TC, we care!!!!!!!!!!!!!


995 posted on 04/12/2005 6:59:53 PM PDT by GummyIII (May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.)
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To: bentfeather; Mrs.Nooseman; laurenmarlowe; All

Bagpipes

Not for MoJo's sensitive ears.


996 posted on 04/12/2005 7:00:36 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: TexasCowboy; MoJo2001

God bless you Texas Cowboy. My prayers are with you always.


997 posted on 04/12/2005 7:01:27 PM PDT by laurenmarlowe
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To: Old Sarge

MINE?

998 posted on 04/12/2005 7:04:02 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: StarCMC

MINE?

999 posted on 04/12/2005 7:04:12 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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To: Old Sarge

MINE?

1,000 posted on 04/12/2005 7:04:22 PM PDT by Old Sarge (In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
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