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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business

Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~

Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me?

I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times!

Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here

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Slogan Generator Here

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A Very Funny WebSite Here

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Experiments for Hostess Twinkies

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USO Public Service Announcement

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Are we having fun yet?? Hope so!

Support Our Troops Rally Ohio

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Motorcycle News

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Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops!

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Free Video Conferencing online for Troops

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Movies Released April 2005

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Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops

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Tribute to Our Troops

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Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE!

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."

AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 229; jokes; military; supportourtroops
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To: Mudboy Slim

What is a "Former Animal Liberation Front prisoner"?

Somebody arrested for vandalism? Arson? Worse?


921 posted on 04/12/2005 3:24:06 PM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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To: umbagi
The hurrier I go, the behinder I get!

I think your right!

922 posted on 04/12/2005 3:24:51 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: bentfeather; The Mayor; Darksheare; GodBlessUSA; All

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld congratulates U.S. Army Staff Sgt. James Kirkpatrick, B Company, 1st Battalion, 41st Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade, 10th Mountain Division after awarding him the Bronze Star Medal for Valor during the secretary’s visit with Task Force Baghdad soldiers at the Rock of the Marne Sports Oasis dining facility, Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. While there, Rumsfeld administered the oath of reenlistment to 100 Task Force Baghdad soldiers, presented awards and mingled with soldiers. U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Ken Walker

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld answers questions from Task Force Baghdad soldiers at the Rock of the Marne Sports Oasis dining facility, Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. During his breakfast visit, Rumsfeld administered the oath of reenlistment to 100 Task Force Baghdad soldiers, presented awards and mingled with soldiers. U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Ken Walker

923 posted on 04/12/2005 3:27:28 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Thanks ,Kathy, for the jolly place ;-)


924 posted on 04/12/2005 3:28:11 PM PDT by Marguerite
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To: beachn4fun
Everyone around you has an attitude problem

I KNEW IT! It couldn't just be me! *Hugs*

925 posted on 04/12/2005 3:34:17 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I'm adding chocolate chips to my cheese omelet.)
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To: Fawnn
"What is a "Former Animal Liberation Front prisoner"?"

Good question...this group of nutjobs has been active in our fair city of Richmond fer some time, but nobody rerally acknowledges their weirdness...LOL!!

Even though based outta the Lib'ral Arts school of Virginia Commonwealth University, there are very few folks who don't believe they are Leftist Whackos with very little raison d'tre!!

FReegards...MUD

926 posted on 04/12/2005 3:34:31 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: darkwing104

Good to see you! Are you getting settled in still?


927 posted on 04/12/2005 3:41:44 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
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To: All

With the 3rd Infantry Division’s mascot, “Rocky the Bulldog,” looming in the background, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld answers questions from Task Force Baghdad soldiers at the Rock of the Marne Sports Oasis dining facility, Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. During his breakfast visit, Rumsfeld administered the oath of reenlistment to 100 Task Force Baghdad soldiers, presented awards and mingled with soldiers. U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Ken Walker

U.S. Army Spc. Anthony Dowden, 3rd Infantry Division, presents a piece of armor to Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld during a town-hall meeting in Baghdad, Iraq, on April 12, 2005. More than 100 troops re-enlisted and Rumsfeld presented 2 Bronze Star medals and 10 Purple Heart medals. Rumsfeld is in Iraq to visit with U.S. and coalition forces and to meet with the newly-elected members of the Iraqi government. Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

928 posted on 04/12/2005 3:42:15 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: cspackler

Well, you deserve credit. Your tag line was recently published in a newspaper in Australia with no attribution. If you want to know more, I might be able to find the name of the paper.


929 posted on 04/12/2005 3:57:18 PM PDT by Marylander
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To: MoJo2001; Fawnn; StarCMC; Spotsy; All
Soup Report
2 bowls hamburger (yes, hamburger) soup
Cook #2
End of Soup Report

930 posted on 04/12/2005 4:05:28 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (MoJo2001 always wants to know what kind of soup I have at the Coast Guard base.)
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To: All

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and newly-designated Iraqi Prime Minister Ibrahim Jafari, a Shiite former opposition leader, conduct a press conference at the prime minister's residence in Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. Rumsfeld is in Iraq to visit with U.S. and coalition forces and to meet with the newly-elected members of the Iraqi government. Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld meets with recently-elected President of Iraq Jalal Talabani in Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

931 posted on 04/12/2005 4:05:40 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: txradioguy

Good morning, tx.


932 posted on 04/12/2005 4:07:47 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; bentfeather; beachn4fun; Fawnn; Ragtime Cowgirl; StarCMC; ...
From the men in the Military and the Canteen


933 posted on 04/12/2005 4:09:27 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (Good Evening Ladies!)
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To: Marguerite

Welcome to the Canteen, Marguerite, where we honor our troops, our veterans, their families, and our allies every day. We are here 24(mostly)/7/365 to provide a place for our military to stop in, pull up a chair, and enjoy a joke, hear a song (requests taken), read some history, enjoy a cyber meal (no calories), hear about our families lives, join in the silliness, and just relax.


934 posted on 04/12/2005 4:10:21 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: All

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld meets with newly-designated Iraqi Prime Minister Ibrahim Jafari, a Shiite former opposition leader, at his residence in Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. Defense Dept. photo by U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

935 posted on 04/12/2005 4:11:40 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Lady Jag

I sure am glad I don't like coffee. LOL!!


936 posted on 04/12/2005 4:14:05 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; OneLoyalAmerican; Delta 21; CWOJackson; All

It's official!

The old CO is taking command of Station Coos Bay on July 7th

The current CO is retiring.

The former CO went to Seattle, but kept his house here.

I was on radio watch in Aug 2002 when they changed commands.


937 posted on 04/12/2005 4:14:26 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub (SEMPER PARATUS)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
HI, TROOPS!!!
938 posted on 04/12/2005 4:16:54 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (God bless you, Terri, and all who truly loved you and tried to help you...God help the U.S.A)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Thanks for the ping 68-69Tonkin. God loves our WONDERFUL military! God bless you guys out there reading this. I know two Americans that love you all! Freedom isn't free and we're working hard for you daily.

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939 posted on 04/12/2005 4:17:17 PM PDT by Raffus (Thanks to all Veterans for their service to our Country.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Beautiful sunset Tonk. Thank you.


940 posted on 04/12/2005 4:19:48 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
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