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anti-freeper rumor mill | Jim Robinson

[Jim Robinson]

This little ditty is making the rounds on the anti-freeper boards:

"JimRob's "Electronic Orchard" And The Asian Sex Trade? posted by Anti-Freeper on 02/16/2005 at 14:09 .:. 251 times viewed .:. There are 53 replies. There Are rumors that Jim's old site "Electronic Orchard" was actually used to illegally sell Asian sex slaves to individuals in the United States.

I think, now that the blogosphere is kicking Rimmy's ass over the whole FR Immigration Purge fiasco, now is a good time to post any information CPers have about what "Electronic Orchard" REALLY was.

So please, if you have ANY information about what Jim was up to with Electronic Orchard, please post it here.

There are many Liberal websites and bloggers that would LOVE to have information about Electronic Orchard's history.

I looked on Google, but didn't find anything incriminating.

So if you know something please post it here.

Thanks."

ROFLMAO!!

Well, I've been in several business ventures in my life, but the sex slave trade was never one of them. I confess that I was a sailor in my youth and committed the sins of cussing, smoking, drinking, gambling and consorting with wild women, and for this I repent and beg forgiveness, but I've never traded in slavery - sex or otherwise.

And I can save anyone a lot of effort in research. I started Electronic Orchard after my consulting contract ran out with my old company, ProtoSource Corporation. E-Orchard was organized to offer programming and web site development services.

One of our first clients was a company called "Farm Tours" ( http://psnw.com/~farmtours/ ) and was referred to us by ProtoSource. He had a California farm tour company he wanted a website for. Simple enough. Then he said he and his wife also owned a resort in the Philippines (Virgin Beach Resort) and a pen pal "matching" service that he wanted web sites for. The idea was, he would be a matching service for American men who wanted to marry Filipino girls.

He maintained lists of Filipino girls wanting to marry Americans and would introduce them by mail. If the correspondence worked out, the interested men could join one of his tours to the Philippines and arrange to meet his pen pal.

The entire idea was to meet for matrimony purposes. In fact, this is the way our client met his own wife and their marriage worked out so well, he wanted to help others. The Filipinos are very proper and religious people. There was no sex slave trading involved.

At any rate, I set up the web site for the client on ProtoSource Network in 1997 and maintained it for the first year or so. He's had someone else maintain it for him ever since. I haven't been involved since '98 or so.

[jennyjenny]

Thanks for the site, Jim. Screw 'em.

[Zacs Mom]

hmmmm...I see it more like ...

[Lazamataz]

Well, give the clowns some credit.

When they named the new Anti Freeper site the "Clown Posse", they FINALLY obeyed Truth in Advertising laws.

[silent_jonny]

BWHAAAHAAA!!! Good one.

[DJ MacWoW]

I'm shocked I tell you! Shocked!

Man the right certainly has the left in full fear and stampede mode. High school girls couldn't be more gossipy and imaginative.

[AQGeiger]

Snakes? You're being far too complimentary. Try slugs or cockroaches.

[cake_crumb]

Sex slaves? When did you work for the UN??

[Admin Moderator]

but I didn't want to try and "show up" the boss.

Never a bad thing to make your boss look good. I did it ;-}

[Gabz]

And the fun just keeps on coming!!!!!

[Happygal]

Jim, you must be doing SOMETHING right.

As Wilde said (and I paraphrase), there is only one thing worse than being talked about - and that is NOT being talked about.

[Zavien Doombringer]

You pay Bar Fine!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

was actually used to illegally sell Asian sex slaves to individuals in the United States.

Dang.

They are after you, no doubt about it.

Take care.

[sdcraigo]

"We must launch a full investigation into the real identity of this poster "Jim Robinson"!"

I think you may be onto something here. It kind of sounds like someone we know...

"committed the sins of cussing, smoking, drinking, gambling and consorting with wild women"

That's it! The imposter must be none other than the Dem's poster child for bad behavior - Bill "Bubba" Clinton.

[Mad Mammoth]

Yeah, I remember that website. I sent off a bunch of letters to somebody named Imelda Marcos, thinking I was going to marry some rich Filipino lady, but all I got back were pictures of shoes and black bras, and worst of all, they were empty.

[cake_crumb]

"He maintained lists of Filipino girls wanting to marry Americans and would introduce them by mail."

My stepmother is a mail order bride from Belarus. This is not a joke. I also see nothing wrong with it. She and my father have been married about 15 years. "Mail order" matches have been around a few centuries. Internet dating services, intracountry AND extra, are only the latest incarnation.

[kayak]

Excellent graphic, Zacs Mom!

Jim ~~~ they wouldn't be going after you/us if we weren't successful so I guess this is a back-handed compliment.

..... Thank you for who you are and what you have done in the name of freedom and accountability. May God bless you and keep you!

[TheBigB]

Oh, they've GOTTA be kidding...

[freebilly]

One of our first clients was a company called "Farm Tours" ( http://psnw.com/~farmtours/ ) and was referred to us by ProtoSource.

Here's a pic from the abovementioned "sex slave" site:

Lots of teats there..., I think....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

American sex slaves could do those jobs!

But American sex slaves are so expensive. And just when you got one trained right they run off to New Jersey's to work in the Governor's office

[MinuteGal]

Alone from night to night you'll find me
Too weak to break the chains that bind me
I need no shackles to remind me
I'm just a prisoner of FR

It's in my dreams awake or sleeping
Upon my knees to it I'm creeping
My very soul's a slave to freeping
I'm just a prisoner of FR

Leni