Posted on 01/31/2005 4:12:31 PM PST by GretchenM
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Margaret Spellings was sworn in as the new Education Secretary.
President Bush welcomed the Detroit Pistons, NBA champions, in a ceremony at the White House today.
Bush named Dr. Jack Crouch II to be Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor. Dr. Crouch is U.S. Ambassador to Romania.
The president will give his State of the Union Address on Wednesday, February 2.
Joining Senators Kennedy and Kerry in the Political Fossil Corner, Gorbachev called the Iraq elections fake, and a profanation. Senator James McDermottt, D-WA ("Baghdad Jim") emitted similar frantic wailings.
Enjoy your visit to Sanity Island.
Maybe that's the explanation! The plastic surgeon's knife slipped on one of those lifts, and Pelosi got a lobotomy instead.
I'm so glad that's cleared up. I was really worried that anyone could have gotten elected to the Senate who was that stupid. The explanation for Kennedy is clearly alcohol-induced brain damage. Or maybe it's partly brain damage from oxygen deprivation due to submersion at Chappaquidick.
Now we just have to figure out what happened to Boxer and Kerry.
When people say Dick Cheney talks in a monotone, I often think to myself that he could talk to me in that monotone voice every day and ALL HE WANTS. Liquid gold is a great way to describe it, that is the sexiest voice I've ever heard in my life. And I pay attention to these things (wink).
I started to add that he could also operate a snowblower for me wearing whatever clothes he likes. But I decided not to say that. ;-)
IIHIHOIIC?
Yeah. What you said. ;o)
Week is busy - hubby's on a trip - I'm not cooking - I get the bed to myself (+ cat) - psycho (now known as elvengrl in freeperland) is sweet - we're doing facials tonight and eating junk - that about sums it up!
Thank you for the link, snugs. I look forward to hearing his message. :o)
***Now we just have to figure out what happened to Boxer and Kerry. ***
It's easy to figure out what happened to Kerry--botox overload, paralyzing brain, common sense, common decency, and personality.
Boxer . . . I think it has to do with the static electricity method she uses in doing her hair. Interferes with her brain waves or something.
Hi snugs!
Your schedule when your hubby is on a trip sounds like mine . . . enjoy having the bed to yourself (with a little livestock of course), and no cooking!
Have fun with psychogirl. :-)
Glad to hear things are going well.
I got my eyes refracted last Friday and have some trial soft contact lenses, although when I go for a recheck I'm going to ask about getting the toric lenses for astigmatism. The good news is I can still be refracted to 20/40 (my driver's license is due for renewal in May).
I'm waiting for a call from the local school district for the final step in being matched with a student in their mentor program. I'll be spending one hour a week during school hours with a (in my case, grade school) student, doing various things to help build the child's interest in school, study habits, abilities, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. It can be as structured or unstructured as the mentor and mentee want; the main thing is to build a relationship with the child through constancy and caring so they are motivated to stay in school and achieve their potential.
Thanks, me too. :-)
Elmo was flown immediately to Ramstein, Germany where he was treated, debriefed and reunited with his long-time-companion, Cookie Monster.
LMAO!! I almost spit my diet Dr. Pepper out!!
ooops, wrong thread!
sorry about that :/
Awwwwwwwww, thanks for the pretty freep-greeting. How'd ya know I like teddy bears!?!?! ;)
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