Maybe that's the explanation! The plastic surgeon's knife slipped on one of those lifts, and Pelosi got a lobotomy instead.
I'm so glad that's cleared up. I was really worried that anyone could have gotten elected to the Senate who was that stupid. The explanation for Kennedy is clearly alcohol-induced brain damage. Or maybe it's partly brain damage from oxygen deprivation due to submersion at Chappaquidick.
Now we just have to figure out what happened to Boxer and Kerry.
***Now we just have to figure out what happened to Boxer and Kerry. ***
It's easy to figure out what happened to Kerry--botox overload, paralyzing brain, common sense, common decency, and personality.
Boxer . . . I think it has to do with the static electricity method she uses in doing her hair. Interferes with her brain waves or something.