Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
By SUN ONLINE REPORTER
A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriends testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "Thats yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.
When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.
Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones shorts.
In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.
"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'Thats yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecutions version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.
Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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Usually they get a lawyer to rip your nuts off. Much more civilized.
Reminds me of a sailor's girlfriend in Sasebo in the early 50's. I was a very young Ensign and "had the deck" of my destroyer, USS Philip (DDE-498), when this Japanese gal in her early 20's slowly crossed the brow -- and was greeted at the quarterdeck.
She shyly asked for "Faccinni" -- our legendary Boatswain of the First Division. When I asked her why she needed to see him, she responded: "I keeel heeem, veeery slow"!!!
I very quickly advised the lady our favorite sailor (and shoreside rowdy) was not aboard. *S*
(So much for sea stories, tonight.)
Evil. You're evil.
LOL
Some women just can't take the word no and just go nuts!
A vas deferens, I think...
Or something like that.
Bare handed! Wow, what a grip! I'da whomped her in the head with something very heavy!
Wasn't Hillary saying something about a testicle lockbox?
Stop it! I had dental surgery this afternoon and it hurts to laugh.
Wonder who told him to break it off?!
I ain't sayin' a word, 'cept "PING"
Generally, men joke about their balls and talk about them openly. The same cannot be said about women and their breasts (although there are a refreshing few who speak freely).
This would not be a justification, but perhaps might be a cultural explanation.
She must've had some really sharp finger nails! Ouch!
If this ain't a "just damn" I don't know what is.
Aww, don't be such a sad sac. I'm sorry that you're practicallly prostate with pain...but ureter with us or against us.
which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "Thats yours."
Man, how many testicles were ripped off and rolling around that apartment that he had to point out who it belonged to?
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