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Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle
The Sun ^ | 1.11.2005

Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick

By SUN ONLINE REPORTER

A WOMAN today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-lover, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."
 
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: ballless; bionicwoman; hightenor; imsorry; smelltest; weakscrotum
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1 posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: lavrenti; hellinahandcart; sauropod; cyborg; Clemenza; Oschisms; NYCVirago; Gabz; ...

No pictures!!!


2 posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:15 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.Hillary-Watch.org)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

What they say is true: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


3 posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:58 PM PST by jpl ("Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole." - Ann Coulter)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
OUCH

4 posted on 01/11/2005 8:10:18 PM PST by Petronski (Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

That'll learn him :-)


5 posted on 01/11/2005 8:10:30 PM PST by MJY1288
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To: NYC GOP Chick

"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it..."

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6 posted on 01/11/2005 8:12:24 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: lodwick; Cuttnhorse; operation clinton cleanup; Servant of the 9; catpuppy; null and void; ...

PING A LING


7 posted on 01/11/2005 8:12:53 PM PST by Mo1 (Does the distinguished Sen from VT wish to act as our treaty rep. for negotiations with Al Queda?)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That’s yours."

Wow. Good eye. His friend was really on the ball...
8 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:15 PM PST by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
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To: NYC GOP Chick

OUCH!!!!!


9 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:16 PM PST by Mears
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Mutiliation of females is NOT a funny story, though.


10 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:16 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: nuconvert

That's one sick chick.


11 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:27 PM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Oy Vey!!

12 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:50 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (PEST/Suicide Hotline 1-800-BUSH-WON)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

And pandemonium erupts amongst the NOW gals!


13 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:54 PM PST by MisterRepublican ("I must go. I must be elusive.")
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To: NYC GOP Chick

"That's yours." What a Gary Cooper line that would have made. And how did this friend retrieve the organ from the maenad's jaws?


14 posted on 01/11/2005 8:15:03 PM PST by Graymatter (Happy New Year FR!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

No, no, no. Dont do that again. I am too good at visualization. I feel his pain!!!


15 posted on 01/11/2005 8:15:09 PM PST by Dave S
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To: NYC GOP Chick

...breaking up is hard to do...


16 posted on 01/11/2005 8:15:13 PM PST by kstewskis ( you have to have a mind before you lose it....)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Next time he really wants to have sex, and she won't let him, I bet he gets a bad case of blue ball.


17 posted on 01/11/2005 8:15:49 PM PST by Bronco_Buster_FweetHyagh
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To: nuffsenuff

Yeah, but she's got balls.


18 posted on 01/11/2005 8:15:49 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: Dog Gone

I never said it was funny.


19 posted on 01/11/2005 8:16:00 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.Hillary-Watch.org)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I'm Speechless!


20 posted on 01/11/2005 8:16:33 PM PST by zzen01
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