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Let's not read too much into the fate of ‘Alexander’(Hilarious Movie Review!)
JEWISH WORLD REVIEW ^ | DECEMBER 4, 2004 | JAMES LILEKS

Posted on 12/04/2004 9:22:19 PM PST by CHARLITE

The failure of "Alexander," the newspaper wrote, has "brutally exposed the cultural and moral divide which slices America in two."

Uh-huh. "It is being suggested that a film about a global warrior with dyed blond hair and waxed legs was never going to conquer an America fresh out of a presidential election in which gay rights became a major issue."

Is there another America they might be talking about? Major issue? Brutally exposed? The last thing an American movie brutally exposed was Kathy Bates in the hot-tub scene of "About Schmidt."

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1 posted on 12/04/2004 9:22:19 PM PST by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE

The keywords are wrong....

Brad Pitt was in Troy, not Alexander....


2 posted on 12/04/2004 9:25:43 PM PST by MikefromOhio (37 days until I can leave Iraq for good....)
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To: CHARLITE

I thought Troy was pretty good. Alexander seems to be a crappy movie to me.


3 posted on 12/04/2004 9:27:59 PM PST by Angry Republican (yvan eht nioj!)
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To: Angry Republican
I thought Troy was quite good too.

I'm not expecting much from Alexander but I will see it for the heck of it.

I'm a sucker for the ancient genre.

4 posted on 12/04/2004 9:30:12 PM PST by what's up
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To: CHARLITE

I just learned a new word: "Slattern."

Thanks, Lileks!


5 posted on 12/04/2004 9:30:55 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies: You keep visualizing a Kerry win...we'll lead the world and beat the terrorists. Mmmmkay?)
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To: what's up
I'm a sucker for ancient genre

Good luck with Helen Thomas then. LOL

6 posted on 12/04/2004 9:33:07 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: CHARLITE

My daughter married into a family of the Greek Orthodox faith. Believe me, you don't mess with Greeks...LOL. My son in law is a sweetie, but his family is very animated in their thoughts, and they DO NOT like this movie.


7 posted on 12/04/2004 9:33:29 PM PST by LisaMalia (Merry CHRISTmas!!!!!!)
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To: what's up

Stone has annoyed me too much. I like Val Kilmer, but my disgust with Stone has turned me away from this movie.


8 posted on 12/04/2004 9:33:30 PM PST by Angry Republican (yvan eht nioj!)
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To: MikeinIraq

Brad Pitt is mentioned in the article.


9 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:03 PM PST by contemplator
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To: CHARLITE

'The battle for Fallujah would make an exceptional movie in the "Black Hawk Down" vein, except of course we win, which gives the producers pause. Wouldn't that be, like, endorsing the war? Can't have that.'

nah, can't have THAT!


10 posted on 12/04/2004 9:36:12 PM PST by bitt (I am smitten by the Prez.)
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To: what's up

Aside from the fact "Troy" stood Homer on his ear- Menelaus dies in the movie, survived in the book, Achilles died before the Trojan Horse, not after, Ajax survived the siege-died shortly afterwords, Agamemnon was killed by his wife when he got home, not by some Trojan chiquita in the smoldering ruins,aside from the fact that Brad Pitt confused the Homerian description of Achilles "sulking" for the Achaen Greek word for "pouting", and despite the fact that the Greeks at Troy did not engage in hoplite/phalanx warfare, and that Homer's siege lasted ten years, not ten days- it wasn't bad.


11 posted on 12/04/2004 9:37:50 PM PST by PzLdr
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To: what's up
I'm a sucker for the ancient genre.

My wife and I were two. You will find yourself bored beyond belief. We would look at each other and mouth (quietly) "Blah, blah, blah" for there is an enormous amount of boring speech in this movie. If you cut out the gratutitus gay-love scenes, the movie would utterly bore you to tears, this movie literally has NO redeeming qualities. It's simply a lousy, rotten, boring, stupid movie. I wouldn't even recommend it as a rental.

Now, it's your money, so go if you like. I'd suggest a matinee; and bring along a book to read. This movie makes competitive tiddly-winks seem like breath of fresh air. On the other hand, my wife and I both enjoyed Troy.

12 posted on 12/04/2004 9:38:10 PM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: what's up
I'm a sucker for the ancient genre.

I, Claudius is on sale at Amazon.com for $67.49 with free shipping.

13 posted on 12/04/2004 9:38:11 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: contemplator

I would have had to read it then...

the internet it to slow out here to follow every link.....


14 posted on 12/04/2004 9:39:16 PM PST by MikefromOhio (37 days until I can leave Iraq for good....)
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To: fish hawk

Right On. Helen Thomas is my idea of the very worst nightmare.

Can you imagine coming home to that mess at the end of a hard day at the office? Could drive a man to drink.

I know from reliable sources that in 1943, when she last shaved her legs, the Gillette razor broke in two.


15 posted on 12/04/2004 9:39:55 PM PST by dk/coro
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To: PzLdr

I'll take that as a "two thumbs down"!


16 posted on 12/04/2004 9:42:00 PM PST by LisaMalia (Merry CHRISTmas!!!!!!)
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To: what's up

"Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?"


17 posted on 12/04/2004 9:42:23 PM PST by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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To: spodefly

Ever been in a Turkish prison?


18 posted on 12/04/2004 9:46:58 PM PST by Buck W. (How can anyone who works for a living vote democrat?)
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To: CHARLITE

The movie and the reaction to it is really silly. Maybe no one is seeing it, because the movie stinks.

The MSM is making a big deal out of it, because they simply can't understand the facts.


19 posted on 12/04/2004 9:49:40 PM PST by Mike1973
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To: PzLdr

Not to mention turning Patrilicus and Achillis into .... what, fraternity brothers? C'mon, that's not the Homer I learned.


20 posted on 12/04/2004 9:59:14 PM PST by rpgdfmx
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