ZOT! Freerepublic Is The Most Cowardly, Unfree Site In The Universe!

61 posted on 10/29/2004 12:35:15 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (I FINALLY updated my FReeper page! Click on my name and see how you can help our President!)

To: georgerichard

Freerepublic Is The Most Cowardly, Unfree Site In The Universe!

And you've really been all over the universe?

62 posted on 10/29/2004 12:35:58 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (If it weren't for double standards liberals would have no standards at all)

To: georgerichard

Dear georgerichard ,

Thank you for your application. As you know from the agreement you signed, there are three crucial stages you must pass through to become ...

America's Next Top Troll!

Your essay - as published in Post #1 - was received and reviewed by our panel of expert Troll judges. Here are their comments:

Judge #1, Tyra Troll said... "Georgerichard, your essay seemed commonplace and devoid of any truth that would make people think. This is exactly what we look for in choosing the final three Trolls!

Judge #2, Nigel Troll Barker said... "Don't you just adore my Chihuahua! Georgyrich. Listen. I look at your essay and was disappointed that you didn't include any of the common Democrat talking points we like to see! Nothing about Halliburton. No stealing the election. No selected, not elected! Where was your pretty Troll head as you wrote. I sit here in disappointment.

Judge #3 Janice Trollinson said... "I know I'm past my prime as a Troll, but I have lots of experience to share with you GR! Calling names was very good. It put you at the bottom of my bridge for sure. Unfortunately, you focused too much on yourself instead of criticizing the people at FreeRepublic. You actually said, "I'd like to be jailed." Where was your head girl?

Tyra Troll concluded... "LUCKY FOR YOU georgerichy that we've had very few Troll applicants during the last week! Because of that...

Congratulations! You have passed through stage 1 and are still in the running to be America's Next Top Troll!

[next week will be the first TROLL Swimsuit Shoot]

63 posted on 10/29/2004 12:36:59 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion

To: georgerichard

Hope you like cat fur.

64 posted on 10/29/2004 12:37:02 PM PDT by najida (Is it November 3rd yet?)

"Freerepublic Is The Most Cowardly, Unfree Site In The Universe!"

He usually hangs out on a site on Uranus.

You know it has gaseous rings.

65 posted on 10/29/2004 12:39:23 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)

To: RandallFlagg

:-)

You are the smiley god!

66 posted on 10/29/2004 12:39:57 PM PDT by dave k

To: TASMANIANRED

67 posted on 10/29/2004 12:39:58 PM PDT by elephant

To: georgerichard

An Opus on day 1? My this fellow (troll) is full of himself isn't he.

68 posted on 10/29/2004 12:40:08 PM PDT by jpsb (Nominated 1994/2004 "Worst writer on the net")

To: georgerichard

Cold Steel, this is Jammer over.

Jammer, Cold steel, go.

Cold Steel, Jammer, We have multiple trolls in the open, milling around, at grid MZ124987, adjust fire over.

Rounds over........ Rounds out.

ZOT over......... ZOT Out.

Splash over........ Splash Out.

Cold Steel this is Jammer. Target no longer remains.

69 posted on 10/29/2004 12:40:29 PM PDT by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)

To: georgerichard

Wow.

The whole Universe, huh?

That's a big place. Clearly you get around.

Too bad you are a total idiot.

70 posted on 10/29/2004 12:42:55 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game)

And you've really been all over the universe?

Sounds like a universal idiot to me.

71 posted on 10/29/2004 12:44:39 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)

Heh! Not me. My Wife, however.....

72 posted on 10/29/2004 12:47:31 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (I FINALLY updated my FReeper page! Click on my name and see how you can help our President!)

FreeRepublic Standardized Troll Reply Form

LOL!!!

73 posted on 10/29/2004 12:50:00 PM PDT by avenir

To: georgerichard

And now, a personal message to georgerichard from the President of the United States:

74 posted on 10/29/2004 12:50:05 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)

To: Jim Robinson

Good one. Kind of ends the whole argument huh?

Red6

75 posted on 10/29/2004 12:54:08 PM PDT by Red6

I love that picture of your Viking Kitty.

Isn't she beautiful? She sits there while I FReep... she knows when trolls are about. Quite the sassy little attitude, too.

76 posted on 10/29/2004 12:56:58 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

To: georgerichard; Fiddlstix; 4mycountry; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; ...

He's dead, Jim.
(Click here or on the pic).

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

77 posted on 10/29/2004 1:00:19 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: RandallFlagg

Whew! I don't want to make those emoticons mad at me!!
That's the most violent bunch I've ever seen!
- - and one of the ZOT kitties has even been chewing
tobacco!!

78 posted on 10/29/2004 1:00:32 PM PDT by Twinkie

To: georgerichard

79 posted on 10/29/2004 1:03:23 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ignorance, bigotry, envy, and gluttony are a few floor joists in the democratic platform.)

To: georgerichard

80 posted on 10/29/2004 1:04:43 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic (Bush/Cheney: Hope is here!)

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