Thank you for your application. As you know from the agreement you signed, there are three crucial stages you must pass through to become ...
America's Next Top Troll!
Your essay - as published in Post #1 - was received and reviewed by our panel of expert Troll judges. Here are their comments:
Judge #1, Tyra Troll said... "Georgerichard, your essay seemed commonplace and devoid of any truth that would make people think. This is exactly what we look for in choosing the final three Trolls!
Judge #2, Nigel Troll Barker said... "Don't you just adore my Chihuahua! Georgyrich. Listen. I look at your essay and was disappointed that you didn't include any of the common Democrat talking points we like to see! Nothing about Halliburton. No stealing the election. No selected, not elected! Where was your pretty Troll head as you wrote. I sit here in disappointment.
Judge #3 Janice Trollinson said... "I know I'm past my prime as a Troll, but I have lots of experience to share with you GR! Calling names was very good. It put you at the bottom of my bridge for sure. Unfortunately, you focused too much on yourself instead of criticizing the people at FreeRepublic. You actually said, "I'd like to be jailed." Where was your head girl?
Tyra Troll concluded... "LUCKY FOR YOU georgerichy that we've had very few Troll applicants during the last week! Because of that...
Congratulations! You have passed through stage 1 and are still in the running to be America's Next Top Troll!
[next week will be the first TROLL Swimsuit Shoot]