We have the October Surprise!!!!!! (Bush's campaign is TOAST!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)

Any allegations will be viewed by a campaign "that will do or say anything to get elected."

201 posted on 10/21/2004 8:34:29 AM PDT by griswold3

To: AnusInTheMorning

202 posted on 10/21/2004 8:35:10 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (I think I should warn you. I'm a screamer....)

To: AnusInTheMorning

"My high level contacts in the Kerry campaign." -AnusInTheMorning

203 posted on 10/21/2004 8:35:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")

To: AnusInTheMorning

Let's see. Bush is a lesbian. No, that was Cheney's daughter. Something about Bush and the National Guard. No, 60 minutes already tried that.

I've got it! Ted Kopple has gone back to Vietnam and found more villagers that swear Kerry really did burn their huts, kill their livestock and cut off their ears just like Kerry says he did.

204 posted on 10/21/2004 8:39:16 AM PDT by BJungNan (Stop Spam - Do NOT buy from junk email.)

To: AnusInTheMorning

205 posted on 10/21/2004 8:43:24 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Amish Telecomm, how may I direct your pidgeon?)

To: AnusInTheMorning

"Just call me Anus...in the morning...please love my tunnel...before you leave me....oooohhh...oooohhh...oh."

206 posted on 10/21/2004 8:45:09 AM PDT by CaptSkip (Dan the NewsMan says, "Karma sucks, but Nixonian Karma?...that's a B*tch!")

To: AnusInTheMorning

Oh yeah? Well, my high-level contacts in the Bush Campaign tell me that they're ready to spring an October Surprise on Kerry that'll lead to a blow-out of epic proportions come Election Day not seen since Reagan/Mondale.

Amazing how we all have contacts to high-level officials in national campaigns, huh? Seems like everyone and their brother has a high-level contact, these days.

207 posted on 10/21/2004 8:46:22 AM PDT by Optimus Prime (Do liberals even qualify as sentient beings?)

To: AnusInTheMorning

The rescued hamster is gonna start campaigning for you in the swing states.

Please stop... no, not the hamster.

208 posted on 10/21/2004 8:47:02 AM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)

209 posted on 10/21/2004 8:50:03 AM PDT by GOPJ (If 260 National Guard vets said Bush was an incompetent liar, the MSM would cover it. BiGTime)

To: AnusInTheMorning

210 posted on 10/21/2004 8:53:54 AM PDT by Shaun_MD (I think I should warn you. I'm a screamer....)

Understand who John Kerry is-a man of low character, big ego, and extremely high ambition who has been a rich woman's plaything most of his life. He will do virtually anything to gain the Presidency.

The fact that he could not hope to unite the country and lead the nation in the midst of a global war after such a hideously ugly campaign has not crossed his mind, and never would.

Just Damn, Chris!

I refuse to believe you work at Home-Depot! Who are you??!! Who are you??!!

211 posted on 10/21/2004 8:59:14 AM PDT by CaptSkip (Dan the NewsMan says, "Karma sucks, but Nixonian Karma?...that's a B*tch!")

To: AnusInTheMorning

Sorry Anus... Your party is suffering from "the Little Boy who Cried Wolf Syndrome."

Lets go through the LITNEY of "Scandals" that the left has tried to bring against George Bush and his family over the years - and why they have failed to have the effect the libs want...

1. He was an alcoholic and perhaps used drugs through the late 70's

- Like everybody else who lived through the 60's and 70's... Regardless, he clearly ISNT abusing drugs and alcohol anymore, he has turned his life around, and the country doesn't hold it against him... just like the country didn't hold Clinton's admitted drug use against him.

2. Hes a member of the spooky Skull & Bones Society, which has weird rituals and a lot of "powerful" members

- Many people belonged to fraternities in college... They all have weird rituals... None of us want to be judged by what we did on the weekend in College... The fact that the most selective fraternity at the most prestigious college in the U.S would have many of its members go on to prominent lives is a "DUH"...

3. He dodged the draft by joining the national Guard.

you guys tried this with Quayle... It didn't work then... How could you possibly think it work AFTER Bill Clinton who LITERALLY DODGED THE DRAFT by running off to England and burning his draft card, was elected for two terms?

4. He had a DUI 15 years ago.

-See #1 above. Plus the timing of the release STUNK!

5. He had a meeting with Enron before they went bankrupt.

- A president who didn't have contact with the nations largest energy provider would be DERALICT. And despite the "ties" and "the Meetings", and "the corporate welfare", Enron went belly up ANYWAYS... I.e. the president didn't step in to save them...

6. He didn't rush back to the white house on September 11.

IT was a target... "DUH".

7. Dick Cheney was running a "Shadow Government" from a bunker. It didn't include members of congress.

- We were UNDER ATTACK. We had been hit not only on September 11, but by Anthrax in October. The Pentagon had been hit. The chance that the White House would be a target was very high, which could CRIPPLE the Executive branch of government... The executive branch of government is NEEDED to respond to an attack... They have the launch codes... They are the top of military command... Sorry Congress, you aren't THAT important... in the case of an attack on the U.S. government, that pork barrel spending bill can wait until we can gin up some replacements from the State Legislatures...

8. Michael Moore.

Michael Moore is a big fat stupid white man. Besides that, he protests the president TOO much. He has lost his credibility because he's so one sided and over the top. Once you pull the thread, his whole, big, fat, house of cards unravels... leaving an obvious second rate hit peice that inspres NOBODY but people who are inclined to beleive them because of their politics.

9. No WMD.

We thought they had them... you thought they had them... France thought they had them... Given that its the choice of Act, or wait... The President acted... Good Enough for us. Was the intelligence bad... Maybe... Does it need to be fixed? You BET! But the guys who broke the CIA in the 90's aren't the ones to fix it NOW... Plus, although "Stockpiles" of wmd haven't been found, Individual rounds of chemical weapons HAVE been found... This war was never about preventing the wholesale use of WMD against neighbors... It was about keeping such weapons from terrorists. How hard is it to smuggle a shell with Serin into America? And how many would it take in YOUR building's ventalation system to ruin YOUR day?

10. Bush was AWOL.

- As yet there is no proof of this charge. Plus, anybody who knows anybody who has served in the NG reserve knows that drills are sometimes canceled or of such a nature that the guardsmen might not see each other too often... Regardless, he served, he flew fighters, he never burned his draft card all beyond what Clinton did... That's good enough... the rest is just chaff.

11. Bush's Grandfather was a Nazi Sympathizer...

- We have a long history in this country of NOT blaming people for what their parents did... let alone what their GRANDPARENTS did... The fact that you would bring it up shows your motivations... It's all about smearing the President of the United States so that you can win the election for your guy.

12. Bush Was AWOL, and we have memos to prove it!

- Whoops.... This is the big one... After this, NOTHING you can bring up will stick... You FORGED DOCUMENTS... You've BLOWN IT!!! Your credibility is SHOT... You could produce ANYTHING now and America would say "Enough already...." Add to this Dick Clark, and Paul O' Neill, the two people fired from the administration and how they were heralded as the saints of Washington... Or walk into a Barnes & Nobles and look at the racks and racks and racks of books devoted to "getting Bush" and what it adds up to is YOU'VE GONE OVERBOARD!. You want to get this president "sooooooooo bad", that you broke the first rule... You didn't wait til you had the goods on him... You threw everything against the wall HOPING against hope that something would stick, but it never did... why? Because the American people are SMARTER than you think they are... They know a hit job when they see one. You were so eager to vindicate Clinton, that you didn't wait til you had Bush in a real scandal... So you made them up... Plus, in your defense of the Lewinsky affair you set the bar so low for Clinton, of what was acceptable behavior, that it remains that low for all future presidents. Unless a President is caught strangling his wife with his bare hands in front of a room full of witnesses (because you could photo shop a picture) there is no scandal that will "shock" to the degree you want.

212 posted on 10/21/2004 9:05:38 AM PDT by The Hollywood Conservative

...or the new color coded alert system to be proposed by kerry.

213 posted on 10/21/2004 9:20:48 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Truth is not Partisan)

[the Oct surprise] will be leveled on Thursday of next week

That's right. :-) It's already marked on my calendar.

Maybe Wed. evening if the goons are especially worried.

214 posted on 10/21/2004 9:24:28 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)

Thanks. I've added you. :^)

215 posted on 10/21/2004 9:31:24 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: AnusInTheMorning

Bill Clinton is going to stump for sKerry. Big Deal.

Mary Matlin said she heard James Carville take the call discussing this in her car (mentioned it on the Mike Gallagher show yesterday).

216 posted on 10/21/2004 9:32:04 AM PDT by weegee (To the MSM: "There's got to be a morning after" How can you face us after the lies and distortions?)

Your link requires a barf alert.

But that would spoil the surprise!

217 posted on 10/21/2004 9:37:35 AM PDT by Coop (In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)

To: backinthefold

218 posted on 10/21/2004 9:40:41 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: AnusInTheMorning

Its COMING SOON!!!! Be AFRAID Freepers, be VERY AFRAID!!!!!?

If that is the case why is J-effing-K playing Elmer Fudd and hunting geese in O-high-o?

219 posted on 10/21/2004 9:41:12 AM PDT by AndrewC (I also think that Carthage should be destroyed. - Cato)

Edwards does make a very pretty women
Probably because I forgot to apply his lipstick in that pic!
And he could have used a ribbon in his hair? :^D

220 posted on 10/21/2004 9:42:36 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

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