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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: Bobby777
each martyr gets

Humm. I wonder if martyr is gender specific?

121 posted on 09/11/2004 10:38:50 PM PDT by amom
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To: Squantos

LOL!


122 posted on 09/11/2004 10:39:29 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: babygene
To save us all time, just tell us the answer...

Oh... all right. But first let me tell you that you are missing out on a virtual cornucopia of Islamic delights if you pass up a thorough tour of that link.

The answer is: you get to be in heaven with whichever husband you liked best. Aint that swell?

123 posted on 09/11/2004 10:39:42 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
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To: FredZarguna
You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff but it's there

Awesome link...I've made it to clip #217, Circumcision of Daughters is Optional...My mind is too bizarred out to continue. I'll try again tomorrow.
124 posted on 09/11/2004 10:40:05 PM PDT by mugs99 (Restore the Constitution)
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To: TEXOKIE

I give up.

72 Billdo's?


125 posted on 09/11/2004 10:40:10 PM PDT by Quix (PLEASE EMAIL ZELL MILLER AND OTHERS INSISTING HE SPEAK OUT LOTS)
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To: IamHD

WOW! Interesting!


126 posted on 09/11/2004 10:40:24 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Bobby777
When Britain took India as a colony way back when, the assissians, (thugs), would kill all the British they could for the big prize, the 72 palaces, 72 rooms, sheets, virgins.

The Muslum clergy took the idea and ran with it.

Rose

127 posted on 09/11/2004 10:40:51 PM PDT by Yellow Rose of Texas (One man's conspiracy is another man's truth!)
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To: CWOJackson

Rofl!! you mean they wouldnt order pig tongue???


128 posted on 09/11/2004 10:41:05 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

If they are menstuating or accidently fart at the time of explosion, there is no reward. Mohammed's rules on this are very clear. Just Ask The Imam. Bodily functions are a religious offense.


129 posted on 09/11/2004 10:41:17 PM PDT by weegee (What's the provenance, Kenneth? Where did the forged SeeBS memo come from?)
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To: humblegunner

I guess so too, hg...makes sense to me!


130 posted on 09/11/2004 10:41:40 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: HamiltonJay

Thanks for your reply. Very interesting.


131 posted on 09/11/2004 10:41:52 PM PDT by amom
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To: Bandaneira

LOLOL!!


132 posted on 09/11/2004 10:42:31 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: Yellow Rose of Texas
Hey Rose..........How are ya ? I heard ya were feeling poorly a while back.....??.

Stay safe !

133 posted on 09/11/2004 10:42:38 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TEXOKIE

"I've been told they get to service the male terrorists.

REally. They get to be concubines to Allah's favorites. I don't remember where I read it..it was a long time ago.


134 posted on 09/11/2004 10:42:47 PM PDT by ETERNAL WARMING (He is faithful!)
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To: TEXOKIE
...72 Richards?... assorted colors and flavors?
135 posted on 09/11/2004 10:43:30 PM PDT by danmar ("The two most common elements in the Universe is Hydrogen and Stupidity" Albert Einstein)
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To: TEXOKIE

due to a typo, its actually a 72 year old virgin.


136 posted on 09/11/2004 10:43:38 PM PDT by isom35
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To: weegee

Bodily functions are a religious offense.

So is wearing deodorant and bathing.


137 posted on 09/11/2004 10:44:04 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: piasa

You wrote:

"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."
Well, I think I see a glitch in the Islamic terrorist's plan. The males are going to get 72 virgins but the virgins will have fishtails instead of legs, which means male 'martyrs' are going to be very, very frustrated.


Think Monica Lewinsky. . .?


138 posted on 09/11/2004 10:45:41 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: gutshot

Good grief. Thanks for the solid info, gutshot...GMTA, huh?


139 posted on 09/11/2004 10:46:10 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: montag813

ROFL! I love that one!


140 posted on 09/11/2004 10:47:19 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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