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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: Bobby777

I never quite got the costume part of the show.
[or the contestants dressing up, either]...;))


41 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:29 PM PDT by Salamander (This Is A Dark Ride)
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To: FredZarguna

Thank you!


42 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:30 PM PDT by Yellow Rose of Texas (One man's conspiracy is another man's truth!)
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To: TEXOKIE

Female suicide bombers get a reward of 72 male clones of Michael Moore with a lifetime pass to "Bacteria Bills Diner" thrown in.


43 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:37 PM PDT by Bandaneira (There is objective truth in the universe !)
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To: Slings and Arrows

you know what the heck you are doing, dont you?


44 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:41 PM PDT by rineaux (hardcore for W04)
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To: Texasforever

ewwwwwwwww Muslim Lesbos....oh no


45 posted on 09/11/2004 9:56:09 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: rineaux
you know what the heck you are doing, dont you?

My part to reduce overpopulation.

46 posted on 09/11/2004 9:56:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Yellow Rose of Texas

I had a slew of aunts.
You cannot imagine how many Tupperware parties I was dragged to as a kid.
[but that "ketchup bottle spoon" was pretty cool]...;))


47 posted on 09/11/2004 9:57:07 PM PDT by Salamander (This Is A Dark Ride)
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To: TEXOKIE

I always wondered about this too and found an online Muslim Dear Abbey Imam to who has answered the question for us.

You will probably find this highly unfair but the female suiciders only get their husband, not 72 Chippendales dancers. (Which raises the question, what happens if her husband outlives her? Or what if he is no great "reward," if you know what I mean?) Ah well, Muslim sexism persists even in the afterlife, it appears.

http://forums.gawaher.com/index.php?showtopic=6285&


48 posted on 09/11/2004 9:57:12 PM PDT by gutshot
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To: Jim Robinson
72 Virginians. And they're gonna be madder'n hell.

Now that IS a pretty picture! :-)

49 posted on 09/11/2004 9:57:16 PM PDT by amom
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To: Slings and Arrows

$%@#$#, you owe me a keyboard!


50 posted on 09/11/2004 9:58:24 PM PDT by Atchafalaya
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To: rineaux

"shampoo and makeup"

oh YEAH!! OF COURSE!!....plus they dont have to wear a bag over their heads!!


51 posted on 09/11/2004 9:58:24 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

72 men who put the seat down when they finish.

52 posted on 09/11/2004 9:58:28 PM PDT by montag813 (ue)
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To: TEXOKIE

72? my goodness, i thought the number was 7.

who came up with that hare brained idea...is it in the Moran?

you have to question the sanity of a people who think that a heavenly reward is taking the innocence of 72 virgins without a loving relationship. sounds kinds like what goes on in hell


53 posted on 09/11/2004 9:58:44 PM PDT by thirteen stars
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To: TEXOKIE
ewwwwwwwww Muslim Lesbos....oh no

Must...not...type...bad...things...Not...want...get...banned...

54 posted on 09/11/2004 9:59:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Man, that is making for a tough mental image. I need to get on one of those Ann Coulter threads to get this out of my mind.


55 posted on 09/11/2004 9:59:33 PM PDT by speedy
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To: TEXOKIE

They get the satisfaction of knowing that their husband isn't getting any.

A great incentive in those parts.


56 posted on 09/11/2004 9:59:43 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("Now, there you go again.")
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To: Bobby777

"1) unlimited shopping

2) side-saddles for camels

3) pictures of Yasser Arafat in a speedo

oh wait, that's what Mohammed Atta got ... nevermind"

ROFLMAO......your'e killin me here!! *choke*


57 posted on 09/11/2004 9:59:58 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

No burka casual Fridays?


58 posted on 09/11/2004 10:00:15 PM PDT by vezke
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To: Atchafalaya
$%@#$#, you owe me a keyboard!

I buy 'em in bulk.

59 posted on 09/11/2004 10:00:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: TEXOKIE
She doesn't have to be Muslim anymore and they can't kill her for it. Reward enough.
60 posted on 09/11/2004 10:00:49 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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