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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE
Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.
I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.
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To: Jim Robinson
OMG!! That IS quite a fix isnt it??? I was suspicious that that might be the cosmic joke played on them. They give their life and then they are faced with some jerk who also gave his life....I think the silver lining is that she has 71 sisters to deal with him so she can have a break.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:43 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
Believe it or not, this question is actually answered
here. You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff, but it's there...
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:47 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
To: TEXOKIE
Unlimited Godiva chocolates.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:51:53 PM PDT
by
Lorianne
To: Slings and Arrows
Phew, too close to bedtime for that nightmare. A fly's view of Helen Thomas. Ycch.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:52:18 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: ETERNAL WARMING
Thanks - I worked on that one!
To: Jim Robinson; TEXOKIE; amom; Yellow Rose of Texas
Read my tagline..........
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:52:53 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Guess what? Your 72 virgins look like Michael Moore!)
To: TBarnett34
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 72 HELLen Thomases and 72 Blan Dathers!! oh no!!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:53:02 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
The rest of her family gets to live and she won't have to do dishes in muslim heaven.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:53:16 PM PDT
by
uvular
(Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
To: Salamander
TUPPERWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sign me up, you can never have tooooo much Tupperware, and in the newer fall colors I bet!
Rose
To: Salamander
boy I don't miss those suits from the 1970's ... LOL
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:53:51 PM PDT
by
Bobby777
To: Lorianne
See?
That's where the Tupperware comes in handy.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:01 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(This Is A Dark Ride)
To: CWOJackson
LOLOL! Pat Buchanan and an isloamobabe. That is a hard picture to conjure.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:05 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?"Bad visual....ew....bad visual....
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:11 PM PDT
by
NordP
(The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
To: TEXOKIE
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:21 PM PDT
by
Leroy S. Mort
("Col. Mustard in the Library with a Word Processor")
To: speedy
If a fly got that close to Helen Thomas she'd catch it with her tongue.
To: TEXOKIE
They get ...........soap !
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:26 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: TEXOKIE
I was just reading on a website, that this is what was promised to one "budding" female terrorist/murderer:
"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."
Okaaaayyyy!
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT
by
IamHD
To: Socratic
"Having a master who doesn't beat you."
Thanks. That one is actually profound.
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posted on
09/11/2004 9:54:55 PM PDT
by
TEXOKIE
(Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
To: TEXOKIE
You can be sure they won't do lunch at a Deli.
To: TEXOKIE
I reckon a reward would be not to have to hang around
or sleep with dirty goat-smelling terrorist guys. Just a guess.
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