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WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?
TEXOKIE

Posted on 09/11/2004 9:45:53 PM PDT by TEXOKIE

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.


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To: Jim Robinson

OMG!! That IS quite a fix isnt it??? I was suspicious that that might be the cosmic joke played on them. They give their life and then they are faced with some jerk who also gave his life....I think the silver lining is that she has 71 sisters to deal with him so she can have a break.


21 posted on 09/11/2004 9:51:43 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
Believe it or not, this question is actually answered here.

You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff, but it's there...

22 posted on 09/11/2004 9:51:47 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Wearing BLACK Pajamas, in honor of Hanoi John)
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To: TEXOKIE

Unlimited Godiva chocolates.


23 posted on 09/11/2004 9:51:53 PM PDT by Lorianne
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To: Slings and Arrows

Phew, too close to bedtime for that nightmare. A fly's view of Helen Thomas. Ycch.


24 posted on 09/11/2004 9:52:18 PM PDT by speedy
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To: ETERNAL WARMING
Thanks - I worked on that one!
25 posted on 09/11/2004 9:52:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Jim Robinson; TEXOKIE; amom; Yellow Rose of Texas

Read my tagline..........


26 posted on 09/11/2004 9:52:53 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Guess what? Your 72 virgins look like Michael Moore!)
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To: TBarnett34

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 72 HELLen Thomases and 72 Blan Dathers!! oh no!!


27 posted on 09/11/2004 9:53:02 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

The rest of her family gets to live and she won't have to do dishes in muslim heaven.


28 posted on 09/11/2004 9:53:16 PM PDT by uvular (Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
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To: Salamander
TUPPERWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign me up, you can never have tooooo much Tupperware, and in the newer fall colors I bet!

Rose

29 posted on 09/11/2004 9:53:22 PM PDT by Yellow Rose of Texas (One man's conspiracy is another man's truth!)
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To: Salamander

boy I don't miss those suits from the 1970's ... LOL


30 posted on 09/11/2004 9:53:51 PM PDT by Bobby777
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To: Lorianne

See?
That's where the Tupperware comes in handy.


31 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:01 PM PDT by Salamander (This Is A Dark Ride)
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To: CWOJackson

LOLOL! Pat Buchanan and an isloamobabe. That is a hard picture to conjure.


32 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:05 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE
WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?"

Bad visual....ew....bad visual....

33 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:11 PM PDT by NordP (The terrorists aren’t bullies on a playground; they’re hard core, “24” TV, head-sawing TERRORISTS!)
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To: TEXOKIE

34 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:21 PM PDT by Leroy S. Mort ("Col. Mustard in the Library with a Word Processor")
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To: speedy

If a fly got that close to Helen Thomas she'd catch it with her tongue.


35 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: TEXOKIE

They get ...........soap !


36 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:26 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TEXOKIE
I was just reading on a website, that this is what was promised to one "budding" female terrorist/murderer:

"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."

Okaaaayyyy!

37 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT by IamHD
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To: Socratic

"Having a master who doesn't beat you."

Thanks. That one is actually profound.


38 posted on 09/11/2004 9:54:55 PM PDT by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: TEXOKIE

You can be sure they won't do lunch at a Deli.


39 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:12 PM PDT by CWOJackson
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To: TEXOKIE
I reckon a reward would be not to have to hang around
or sleep with dirty goat-smelling terrorist guys. Just a guess.
40 posted on 09/11/2004 9:55:16 PM PDT by humblegunner
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