WHAT IS THE REWARD IN PARADISE FOR THE FEMALE SUICIDE BOMBERS?

TEXOKIE

[TEXOKIE]

In a conversation with freepers amom and yellowroseoftexas, we were talking about the belief on the part of the terrorists that when they go to Paradise, they will be greeted with 72 virgins. We were wondering what the heavenly reward for the female terrorists might be.

I suggested that maybe the reset button is pushed on them so they are restored to virgin status. My guess is that they are then honored by being one of the 72 for another hero. But what I dont understand is how that might be conceived of as a good thing.

[amom]

each martyr gets

Humm. I wonder if martyr is gender specific?

[TEXOKIE]

LOL!

[FredZarguna]

To save us all time, just tell us the answer...

Oh... all right. But first let me tell you that you are missing out on a virtual cornucopia of Islamic delights if you pass up a thorough tour of that link.

The answer is: you get to be in heaven with whichever husband you liked best. Aint that swell?

[mugs99]

You may have to wade through some truly bizarre stuff but it's there

Awesome link...I've made it to clip #217, Circumcision of Daughters is Optional...My mind is too bizarred out to continue. I'll try again tomorrow.

[Quix]

I give up.

72 Billdo's?

[TEXOKIE]

WOW! Interesting!

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

When Britain took India as a colony way back when, the assissians, (thugs), would kill all the British they could for the big prize, the 72 palaces, 72 rooms, sheets, virgins.

The Muslum clergy took the idea and ran with it.

Rose

[TEXOKIE]

Rofl!! you mean they wouldnt order pig tongue???

[weegee]

If they are menstuating or accidently fart at the time of explosion, there is no reward. Mohammed's rules on this are very clear. Just Ask The Imam. Bodily functions are a religious offense.

[TEXOKIE]

I guess so too, hg...makes sense to me!

[amom]

Thanks for your reply. Very interesting.

[TEXOKIE]

LOLOL!!

[Squantos]

Hey Rose..........How are ya ? I heard ya were feeling poorly a while back.....??.

Stay safe !

[ETERNAL WARMING]

"I've been told they get to service the male terrorists.

REally. They get to be concubines to Allah's favorites. I don't remember where I read it..it was a long time ago.

[danmar]

...72 Richards?... assorted colors and flavors?

[isom35]

due to a typo, its actually a 72 year old virgin.

[rineaux]

Bodily functions are a religious offense.

So is wearing deodorant and bathing.

[grey_whiskers]

You wrote:

"I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr."
Well, I think I see a glitch in the Islamic terrorist's plan. The males are going to get 72 virgins but the virgins will have fishtails instead of legs, which means male 'martyrs' are going to be very, very frustrated.


Think Monica Lewinsky. . .?

[TEXOKIE]

Good grief. Thanks for the solid info, gutshot...GMTA, huh?

[TEXOKIE]

ROFL! I love that one!