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1 posted on 08/30/2004 3:05:24 PM PDT by presidio9
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Bush - Man
Kerry - P***y.
2 posted on 08/30/2004 3:08:04 PM PDT by TomServo ("Meanwhile, the Midvale police visit his locker and find out why they call him 'Buzz'...")
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Kerry is a Citroen (French Crap Car)


3 posted on 08/30/2004 3:08:40 PM PDT by conservaDave
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Bump for later reading... interesting analogies.


4 posted on 08/30/2004 3:09:20 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui ("It ain't easy, living...")
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Kerry's more of a Corvair. "Unsafe at any speed."

Maybe I should suggest that to the Nader campaign.


5 posted on 08/30/2004 3:09:50 PM PDT by cripplecreek (John Kerry thinks YOU are an idiot.)
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What kind of an idiot came up with that comparison?

Kerry is a Citroen.
Bush is a Ford GT40<p. Everybody knows that!

6 posted on 08/30/2004 3:10:33 PM PDT by Publius6961 (I don't do diplomacy either)
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Bush is a HUMVEE and sKerry is a Le Car.


7 posted on 08/30/2004 3:10:40 PM PDT by Looking4Truth (NEVER trust Muslims to keep their word.)
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I only drive American cars.


8 posted on 08/30/2004 3:10:58 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor (www.swiftvets.com)
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Kerry=


12 posted on 08/30/2004 3:11:33 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Apple in the Kerry column?

Who'da'thunk?

14 posted on 08/30/2004 3:12:17 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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Bush is an Abrams
Kerry a bicycle


16 posted on 08/30/2004 3:12:46 PM PDT by DM1
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Golly-kerry's has the only brand that is foreign in name...must be providencial.

And I really LIKE...

dependible

in a president!!!

From above:

Mr. Bush's brands are seen as "ol' reliables" that some voters may associate with being outdated or unwilling to change, according to the survey. At the same time, those brands are eminently dependable.

18 posted on 08/30/2004 3:13:24 PM PDT by Republic (Terri Schiavo,saved by TERRI's LAW after 7 days of starvation, fights ACLU tomorrow in FL Supreme ct)
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Bush is a HUMVEE with a 12 cylinder Merlin engine out of a Supermarine Spitfire under the hood.

Kerry is a shiny Lexus with a hamster wheel under the hood. And the hamster just got back from an encounter weekend with Richard Gere so its not feeling very well.

20 posted on 08/30/2004 3:14:42 PM PDT by asgardshill (The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
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Kerry is a cardboard cut-out of a car.


23 posted on 08/30/2004 3:15:19 PM PDT by marron
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And Reagan's a 1953 Chevy 3100 5 window pickup.

Classic styling that's head and shoulders above the rest.


24 posted on 08/30/2004 3:15:21 PM PDT by Bogey78O (John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
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I can see Teraaayza now, "Subway?, I don't want to eat underground"


26 posted on 08/30/2004 3:16:28 PM PDT by jbwbubba (stunner)
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I drive a BMW with a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker on it. And Heineken is light years ahead of Bud Light in my book.


27 posted on 08/30/2004 3:16:30 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.)
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I drive a BMW and a Ford.

Kerry is neither.


32 posted on 08/30/2004 3:18:01 PM PDT by SBprone
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Kerry: 1968 Citroen


33 posted on 08/30/2004 3:19:11 PM PDT by fishtank
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Can see President Bush as a SUV Ford but I see Ketchupman as an Edsel.


39 posted on 08/30/2004 3:23:04 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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Okay, now I like Krispy Kreme, pre-Daimler Chryslers, Wendy's/White Castle, and Sears.

(By the way, Target and K-Mart are Discount houses, not Retail Stores per se.)

Does that mean I have to vote Third Party?

Moreover, in autos: I would liken Kerry to a Triumph, Fiat or a Peugeot Dauphin: underpowered, poorly designed, high maintenance, and still used by rich people, and looks most at home in foreign countries.

Coffee: Kerry is definitely Burger King coffee (drink too much and you will find out why)

Technology: Kerry is a Sol computer. (Over priced, using '70s technology, and despite a lot of hype, got nowhere).

Retail: If this counts I would say, "Bed Bath Beyond/Linens and Things" for this Metrosexual. A lot of frilly over-priced, poorly built doodads from the PRC.

Fast Food: Nathans', home of the best known liberal weiners!


40 posted on 08/30/2004 3:25:09 PM PDT by sittnick (There's no salvation in politics.)
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