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CHECKPOINT KERRY: "WARNING, You Are Now Leaving The American Sector" [Sign Idea]
Posted on 08/16/2004 7:44:06 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
Wouldn't that make a great sign for a Kerry FReep? Something like this with that red cross section around it like the CHECKPOINT CHARLIE sign on East Berlin's border:
CHECKPOINT KERRY
-----WARNING-----
You Are Now
Leaving The
American
Sector
TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry
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To: Doctor Raoul
CHECKPOINT KERRY
-----WARNING-----
You Are Now Leaving
The American Sector
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:45:14 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
To: Doctor Raoul
I LOVE IT!!! You GOTTA send that around, Doc!
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:46:37 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)
To: Doctor Raoul
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posted on
08/16/2004 7:47:08 PM PDT
by
Southack
(Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
To: Doctor Raoul; Registered
Sounds like a job for Registered
5
posted on
08/16/2004 7:48:11 PM PDT
by
HP8753
(Bypass Online News Sites Registration>>>> www.bugmenot.com)
To: Doctor Raoul
Obviously Kerry was a blow hard rich twit that the other shipmates detested. So me theory is they took Kerry on a snipe hunt, they told him to go with Bob (guy playing CIA operative) Bob then takes him out into the swamp and leaves him there with a radio and tells him to keep look out for snipes, whoops I mean the super secret enemy. Mean while the rest of the platoon sneaks up behind him and starts singing Christmas songs in a Vietnamese accent. Then they fired a few shots over his head.
Now why would they do such a thing you ask? Obvious; they were trying to scare him back to the States and it worked like a charm. All the guys on the snipe hunt that night had no idea he would actually get the nomination for president, if they had they might have kept him there for his full tour of duty.
To: Doctor Raoul
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:11:38 PM PDT
by
LakeLady
(Join Kerry - Hide behind the truth so you don't have to tell it.)
To: Doctor Raoul
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:20:52 PM PDT
by
timestax
To: big bad easter bunny
"He was a ferry master, a drop-off guy, but it was dangerous as hell.
Kerry carries a hat he was given by one CIA operative.
In a part of his journals which I didn't use
he writes about discussions with CIA guys he was dropping off."
Douglas Brinkley biographer of John Kerry
9
posted on
08/16/2004 8:21:05 PM PDT
by
68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
(It's begining to look a lot like Christmas! Is this an Irving Berlin tune?)
To: Southack
That is a good graphic, we should put it up in multiple languages just like this sign.
10
posted on
08/16/2004 8:23:18 PM PDT
by
dila813
To: Doctor Raoul
Hiya Doc! Good sign idea.
I picked up a 6' inflatable dolphin at the boardwalk last week.
Now I need to check into getting a tank of helium delivered to the compound...
To: big bad easter bunny
Don't forget the hat. The hat he keeps in his briefcase.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:49:55 PM PDT
by
jwalburg
(Hatriots for Kerry)
To: Doctor Raoul
When he goes all psycho flashback and guns you down like an unarmed wounded Vietnamese teenager, you won't think its so funny.
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posted on
08/16/2004 8:51:27 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Doctor Raoul
"Vous sortez du secteur Americain."
Beleive it or not, I remembered that without scrolling to the picture of the sign- except that I had it as 'le secteur'. Twenty five year old unpractised high-school French. Spotty at best, but I can still puzzle out when I am sortezing the secteur Americain.
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posted on
08/16/2004 9:02:47 PM PDT
by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: Doctor Raoul
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posted on
08/16/2004 10:35:02 PM PDT
by
lainde
(Heads up...We're coming and we've got tongue blades!!)
To: Doctor Raoul
How about...,
"John Kerry is bad Vietnam Blackout! Open your eyes and it will all go away".
To: Doctor Raoul
I love it!
(Can the other side say "Shaken, not seared - You Were Never in Cambodia"?)
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posted on
08/17/2004 8:47:17 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(John Kerry: The Manurian Candidate - he's seared - no, stir-fried - no, poached - no, flambeed!)
To: big bad easter bunny
I LOVE the snipe hunt theory!!! I'm ROTFLMAO!!!
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posted on
08/17/2004 8:48:29 AM PDT
by
bonfire
To: Doctor Raoul
Under that the sign should have the following in Parentheses:
(you may or may not be entering Cambodia...)
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posted on
08/17/2004 9:52:20 AM PDT
by
PsyOp
(John Kerry—a .22 Rimfire Short in a .44 Magnum world.)
To: Doctor Raoul; Registered; dead
You could do the cover of P.J. O'Rourke's book "Peace Kills."
Has the peace symbol with a big "NO" symbol over it.
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:48:05 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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