To: Doctor Raoul
CHECKPOINT KERRY
-----WARNING-----
You Are Now Leaving
The American Sector
2 posted on
08/16/2004 7:45:14 PM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
To: Doctor Raoul; Registered
Sounds like a job for Registered
5 posted on
08/16/2004 7:48:11 PM PDT by
HP8753
(Bypass Online News Sites Registration>>>> www.bugmenot.com)
To: Doctor Raoul
Obviously Kerry was a blow hard rich twit that the other shipmates detested. So me theory is they took Kerry on a snipe hunt, they told him to go with Bob (guy playing CIA operative) Bob then takes him out into the swamp and leaves him there with a radio and tells him to keep look out for snipes, whoops I mean the super secret enemy. Mean while the rest of the platoon sneaks up behind him and starts singing Christmas songs in a Vietnamese accent. Then they fired a few shots over his head.
Now why would they do such a thing you ask? Obvious; they were trying to scare him back to the States and it worked like a charm. All the guys on the snipe hunt that night had no idea he would actually get the nomination for president, if they had they might have kept him there for his full tour of duty.
To: Doctor Raoul
7 posted on
08/16/2004 8:11:38 PM PDT by
LakeLady
(Join Kerry - Hide behind the truth so you don't have to tell it.)
To: Doctor Raoul
8 posted on
08/16/2004 8:20:52 PM PDT by
timestax
To: Doctor Raoul
Hiya Doc! Good sign idea.
I picked up a 6' inflatable dolphin at the boardwalk last week.
Now I need to check into getting a tank of helium delivered to the compound...
To: Doctor Raoul
When he goes all psycho flashback and guns you down like an unarmed wounded Vietnamese teenager, you won't think its so funny.
13 posted on
08/16/2004 8:51:27 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Doctor Raoul
How about...,
"John Kerry is bad Vietnam Blackout! Open your eyes and it will all go away".
To: Doctor Raoul
I love it!
(Can the other side say "Shaken, not seared - You Were Never in Cambodia"?)
17 posted on
08/17/2004 8:47:17 AM PDT by
talleyman
(John Kerry: The Manurian Candidate - he's seared - no, stir-fried - no, poached - no, flambeed!)
To: Doctor Raoul
Under that the sign should have the following in Parentheses:
(you may or may not be entering Cambodia...)
19 posted on
08/17/2004 9:52:20 AM PDT by
PsyOp
(John Kerry—a .22 Rimfire Short in a .44 Magnum world.)
To: Doctor Raoul
I still like "Bob Kerrey called me an AS_____ ..." more, but how about this?
![Checkpoint Kerry](http://members.localnet.com/~spamster/CPKerry.gif)
SuperBig Version for printing -- (Please only download if you need it to print out, I want to save my bandwidth for users who will print this out. Source is 2000 x 1600 pixels.)
22 posted on
08/17/2004 10:51:27 AM PDT by
Fixit
(Make 'em laugh and you might make them think. Make them think and they might change their mind.)
To: Doctor Raoul
Go get him, Doc!
Here's your opportunity to help the Swifties get their message on the air all across America!
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28 posted on
08/17/2004 4:28:40 PM PDT by
Chieftain
(Support the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and expose Hanoi John's FRAUD!)
To: Doctor Raoul
I had the same thought. ;) check out the overlay, below...
32 posted on
08/17/2004 7:34:16 PM PDT by
Mia T
(Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
To: Doctor Raoul
WARNING!
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING ANOTHER DIMENSION
THE KERRY ZONE!
34 posted on
08/18/2004 7:28:59 AM PDT by
KeyLargo
To: Doctor Raoul; All; Howlin; Timesink; Mr. Silverback; Utah Girl; Happy2BMe; ...
38 posted on
08/18/2004 6:10:35 PM PDT by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(Sharing the world has never been Humanity's Defining Attribute)
To: Doctor Raoul
I strongly agree.
Perhaps with smiling Hanoi Ho Chi Minh in the background with a goofy SKERRY grin toward him.
And maybe torture cells in the further background.
48 posted on
08/19/2004 8:22:35 AM PDT by
Quix
(PRAYER WARRIORS, DO YOUR STUFF! LIVES AND NATIONS DEPEND ON IT)
To: Doctor Raoul
50 posted on
08/20/2004 6:12:32 PM PDT by
knarf
(A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
To: Doctor Raoul
51 posted on
08/22/2004 9:26:08 PM PDT by
wolicy_ponk
(George W. Bush - LET'S ROLL! --------------------- John F. Kerry - Let's Roll over...)
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