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It's dog-lovers vs. cat lovers
ChronWatch ^
| 8/15/04
| Bert Prelutsky
Posted on 08/15/2004 7:46:04 AM PDT by GaretGarrett
Election: It's the Cat People vs. the Dog Lovers Written by Burt Prelutsky Sunday, August 15, 2004
All the pundits who are forecasting the November election, busily analyzing blue states, red states, and those all-important purple swing states, are spinning their wheels. At the risk of sounding even more presumptuous than usual, I contend that they are wasting their time and yours. If you want to know who's going to emerge victorious, all you really need to do is find out how many people have cats living with them and how many have dogs. The cat people, I have decided, will go overwhelmingly for Kerry; the dog lovers will do the same for Bush. It isn't simply that women, who often prefer felines to canines, tend to vote Democratic. It really goes to the nature of the animals........
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To: GaretGarrett
I have both a dog and cats! What does that mean for me???
Does this mean that when I vote I will be inexplicitly drawn to push the lever for Nader????
I'm depressed now. I think I shall go take a nap for the rest of the day.
81
posted on
08/15/2004 8:53:34 AM PDT
by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Our honor is at stake! Jim Robinson has already taken care of that for us. After all, the enforcers and unofficial mascots of FR are NOT called the "Viking Doggies".
82
posted on
08/15/2004 8:54:40 AM PDT
by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: GaretGarrett
VIKING KITTIES SAY
BUG OFF, LIBERAL DOGS!
83
posted on
08/15/2004 8:57:51 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: devane617
I am a conservative cat owner. Same here. Maybe we ought to start a group, Conservative American Cat Association...CACA.. Hmmmm....maybe not.
84
posted on
08/15/2004 8:58:56 AM PDT
by
tbpiper
(Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
To: GaretGarrett
I am definitely more a cat lover -- and I will be a broken glass Bush voter come this November.
85
posted on
08/15/2004 9:00:46 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: struwwelpeter
Would a Democrat be this brave?
NO!
86
posted on
08/15/2004 9:03:05 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: GaretGarrett
I'm a cat person for bush.
87
posted on
08/15/2004 9:05:07 AM PDT
by
boris
(The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
Comment #88 Removed by Moderator
To: Allegra
Our cats had the same Bill Clinton doll! After they ripped his head off I took mercy and threw him out.
Too bad Hillary didn't do the same.
89
posted on
08/15/2004 9:07:55 AM PDT
by
Kieri
(Who's waiting for the return of her beloved Farscape!)
To: steplock
Dogs, like socialists cannot be left alone and require YOU to feed and take care of them.
My dog needs no one to feed him. I do it to keep him from eating the neighbors cats
90
posted on
08/15/2004 9:23:31 AM PDT
by
Damagro
To: Allegra
I have that same clintoon cat toy. My old Simon used to love to tear into that thing. I would always be sure to have it smelling like fresh catnip so he wouldn't pick any other toy!
91
posted on
08/15/2004 9:26:57 AM PDT
by
FlJoePa
(4 More Years for Joe, and 4 More Years for W!)
To: GaretGarrett; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 7.62 x 51mm; abner; ...
Don't let the Viking Kittens know that you think Dogs are Republicans and Cats are Democrat....you haven't been here long enough. They might turn you into Garotte Garrett
92
posted on
08/15/2004 9:29:08 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Lady Jag
Or THIS brave?
93
posted on
08/15/2004 9:31:41 AM PDT
by
FlJoePa
(4 More Years for Joe, and 4 More Years for W!)
To: Slings and Arrows
94
posted on
08/15/2004 9:32:09 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: Lady Jag
95
posted on
08/15/2004 9:32:56 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Ted Kennedy's driving has killed more people than second hand smoke)
To: GaretGarrett
My household vote of 5 cats and 2 dogs will all be going for Bush.
96
posted on
08/15/2004 9:34:38 AM PDT
by
Brytani
(A changing mind is a terrible thing to waste - Vote John Kerry)
To: Conservative_boy_in_Bangkok
if u have masters keep them away from kissing KerryWise words, young man.
97
posted on
08/15/2004 9:34:59 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: steplock
Ha...they aint called "pussycats" for no reason
Coyotes eat cats like french fries around this neck of the woods....
Its the dogs that go after the 'yotes' and keep the little pussies safe....
Independent cats are yote fries....
Loyal Dogs are their protectors....and the little pussycats are ungratefull to boot...
Dogs rule...and cats drool......
Its no accident that the USMC mascot aint no pussycat.....
Bwhahahaha
imo
98
posted on
08/15/2004 9:36:41 AM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: SamAdams76
"We procured it for the purposes of keeping rodents out of the house."
That's why we use them here on FR...
99
posted on
08/15/2004 9:40:04 AM PDT
by
hope
(John Kerry is using the Mark Hacking recipe for disaster)
To: steplock
100
posted on
08/15/2004 9:41:22 AM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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