It's dog-lovers vs. cat lovers

ChronWatch ^ | 8/15/04 | Bert Prelutsky

[GaretGarrett]

Election: It's the Cat People vs. the Dog Lovers Written by Burt Prelutsky Sunday, August 15, 2004

All the pundits who are forecasting the November election, busily analyzing blue states, red states, and those all-important purple swing states, are spinning their wheels. At the risk of sounding even more presumptuous than usual, I contend that they are wasting their time and yours. If you want to know who's going to emerge victorious, all you really need to do is find out how many people have cats living with them and how many have dogs. The cat people, I have decided, will go overwhelmingly for Kerry; the dog lovers will do the same for Bush. It isn't simply that women, who often prefer felines to canines, tend to vote Democratic. It really goes to the nature of the animals........

[3catsanadog]

I have both a dog and cats! What does that mean for me???

Does this mean that when I vote I will be inexplicitly drawn to push the lever for Nader????

I'm depressed now. I think I shall go take a nap for the rest of the day.

[asgardshill]

Our honor is at stake!

Jim Robinson has already taken care of that for us. After all, the enforcers and unofficial mascots of FR are NOT called the "Viking Doggies".

[Lady Jag]

VIKING KITTIES SAY
BUG OFF, LIBERAL DOGS!

[tbpiper]

I am a conservative cat owner.

Same here. Maybe we ought to start a group, Conservative American Cat Association...CACA.. Hmmmm....maybe not.

[Maceman]

I am definitely more a cat lover -- and I will be a broken glass Bush voter come this November.

[Lady Jag]

Would a Democrat be this brave?

NO!

[boris]

I'm a cat person for bush.

[Kieri]

Our cats had the same Bill Clinton doll! After they ripped his head off I took mercy and threw him out.

Too bad Hillary didn't do the same.

[Damagro]

Dogs, like socialists cannot be left alone and require YOU to feed and take care of them.


My dog needs no one to feed him. I do it to keep him from eating the neighbors cats

[FlJoePa]

I have that same clintoon cat toy. My old Simon used to love to tear into that thing. I would always be sure to have it smelling like fresh catnip so he wouldn't pick any other toy!

[Lady Jag]

Don't let the Viking Kittens know that you think Dogs are Republicans and Cats are Democrat....you haven't been here long enough. They might turn you into Garotte Garrett

[FlJoePa]

Or THIS brave?

[Lady Jag]

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brytani]

My household vote of 5 cats and 2 dogs will all be going for Bush.

[Lady Jag]

if u have masters keep them away from kissing Kerry

Wise words, young man.

[joesnuffy]

Ha...they aint called "pussycats" for no reason

Coyotes eat cats like french fries around this neck of the woods....

Its the dogs that go after the 'yotes' and keep the little pussies safe....

Independent cats are yote fries....

Loyal Dogs are their protectors....and the little pussycats are ungratefull to boot...

Dogs rule...and cats drool......

Its no accident that the USMC mascot aint no pussycat.....

Bwhahahaha

imo

[hope]

"We procured it for the purposes of keeping rodents out of the house."

That's why we use them here on FR...

[joesnuffy]