Proof Kerry is Telling the Truth

Giggle, giggle, snort!!

This is classic - enjoy!!

1 posted on 08/13/2004 5:33:50 PM PDT by KosmicKitty

OK, I just sung that out loud to my husband and we are both drinking our margaritas and beer (for him) and ROTFLMAO!!! Great find! Thanks!

2 posted on 08/13/2004 5:38:37 PM PDT by American72 (Sick of Democrats)

That one made the rounds. >:)

-Eric

3 posted on 08/13/2004 5:38:55 PM PDT by E Rocc (Theresa can afford John Kerry. America cannot.)

Anyone who believes this puts Kerry in Cambodia has a very low threshold for proof, but then DemonRats are governed by feelings and not logic.

4 posted on 08/13/2004 5:43:27 PM PDT by GarySpFc (Sneakypete, De Oppresso Liber)

BwaHAHAHAhaHAHAhahAHAhaaaa!

5 posted on 08/13/2004 5:44:16 PM PDT by Republic Rocker

Devastating! Call Davis! Call Carville! My world is destoyed! Everything we have ever thought about the Clintons and the Demorats is or isn't true? I am even doubting my own existance! Oh, the horror...

GET A GRIP! KEEP TELLING SELF... IT IS ONLY A SONG... ONLY A SONG....

Boy, I'll bet DFU is jealous...

6 posted on 08/13/2004 5:48:56 PM PDT by Richard Axtell

Great

If we could get a FReeper with a good voice to sing this song I believe country stations would play it.

7 posted on 08/13/2004 5:53:18 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))

To: KosmicKitty; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl; JustAmy

One of my favorite Christmas tunes, now made even funnier!

8 posted on 08/13/2004 5:56:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (When you've forgotten your drink, you've had enough! ... Unless it's coffee -- then you need more!!)

You know of course that Monday Dan Rather will report "Even rightwing websites are claiming Kerry is telling the truth..."

9 posted on 08/13/2004 6:00:37 PM PDT by Darkwolf377

To: NicknamedBob

LOL

Thanks for the ping, NnB. That is hilarious.

10 posted on 08/13/2004 6:06:03 PM PDT by JustAmy (Please pray for our Military and their families.)

To: KosmicKitty; Conspiracy Guy

11 posted on 08/13/2004 6:06:59 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!))

12 posted on 08/13/2004 6:07:44 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!))

13 posted on 08/13/2004 6:07:57 PM PDT by Tribune7

And one more - not nearly as funny, IMHO, but what the heck :-)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Cambodia
Not a enemy was stirring, not even in Laos
Their weapons were hung on the straw huts with care,
In hopes that delusional St. Kerry soon would be there;

The Cambodians were nestled all snug in their beds,
While John Kerry had visions of an attack seared in his head.
The enemy settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on in the rice field there arose such a clatter;
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.

Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen mud
had given sight to smug John Kerry, the crazy thug!

Then, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
A miniature swift boatWith Jolly Ole St. Kerry at the helm, so lively andquick,
They knew in a moment it must be another Kerry trick
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Hey, Ho Chi and Ding Dong, and Chow Ming Young
I'm ready to kill you and rip out your tongue!

To the top of the rice field! To the top of the wall
the Cambodians dashed away! Dashed away all.

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the straw huts the coursers they flew,
With the boat full of weapons, Kerry knew what to do!

And then, in a twinkling, they heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of Kerry's big hoof.
As they held up their hands, and turned around,
John Kerry had burned their village down to the ground.

He was dressed in war paint, from his head to his foot.
His clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
Kerry rifled through their belongings and grabbed all their loot.
He behaved like a War Criminal stuffing his pack,
for this were the actions of a Cowardly Rat!

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
Alas! this was the real John Kerry.
the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
the Cambodians flesh was burning beneath.

He sprang to his swifty, to his team gave a whistle,
and away they all paddled like the down of a thistle.
Kerry stopped the swifty, he wanted to pause as
"Visions of Presidency" danced in his head,
He'll campaign as a War Hero, the Cambodians are dead!

If the other Vets dispute me, I'll smear them with shame
I'll call them liars and frauds, after all, that's the name of the game.
I'll speak with great oratory the voice of command;
the voters won't realize its just another Kerry scam!

14 posted on 08/13/2004 6:27:01 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Well... There you go again!)

”Lying is Their Norm”

Riders on the Storm

Lying is their norm.
Lying is their norm.
They’ve got two ears of corn..

They believe in porn.
Like two pigs upon a throne,
Their brains are made of bone.
Lying is their norm.

They’ve got buses on the road,
John Kerry’s just a slimy toad..
John Edward’s not okay,

They’re both acting gay.
If you give these men a ride,
We’ll all die inside.
Lying is their norm. Yeah!

Lying is their norm.
Lying is their norm.
They’ve got two ears of corn..

They believe in porn.
Like two pigs upon a throne,
Their brains are made of bone.
Lying is their norm.

Lying is their norm.
Lying is their norm.
Lying is their norm.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/7/2004

15 posted on 08/13/2004 7:18:54 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy, Secretary of Humor and Tomfoolery)

To: Conspiracy Guy

That gal behind Edwards at the Wendy's burger-joint looks like Kirsty Ally...and she's checkin him out!!

16 posted on 08/13/2004 8:17:48 PM PDT by FlashBack (Faith will not make our path easy, but it will give us strength for the Journey.)

Too skinny to be Krusty

17 posted on 08/14/2004 5:14:54 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy, Secretary of Humor and Tomfoolery)

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Proof Kerry is Telling the Truth

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