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Caption John Kerry and his not too proud ventriloquist doll
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Posted on 08/06/2004 9:15:01 PM PDT by lowbridge



TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bo; bodyodor; caption; kerry; puppet; raiseyourlefthand; skerry; teresa; unfit; wintersoldierdotcom
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To: lowbridge

Of course skerry is wearing his bracelet on his left wrist, but notice terry is wearing hers on the right..


21 posted on 08/06/2004 9:29:21 PM PDT by KMG365
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To: lowbridge

Didn't you forget something? How can I caption a picture that I can't see?


22 posted on 08/06/2004 9:31:24 PM PDT by Kaslin (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for Kerry to be elected)
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To: lowbridge
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23 posted on 08/06/2004 9:32:18 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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To: Texas Eagle

They are the Lance Armstrong "livestrong" bracelet. . .


24 posted on 08/06/2004 9:43:50 PM PDT by beethoven
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To: lowbridge

"Sure, she's ugly, nasty, smells bad and has an accent that only black African servants understand, but she just doubled my allowance!!"


25 posted on 08/06/2004 9:53:18 PM PDT by Tacis
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To: lowbridge


LBT

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26 posted on 08/06/2004 9:53:46 PM PDT by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: Texas Eagle
Is it my imagination or are they wearing matching yellow bracelets? I can hardly wait to find out what those things symbolize.

I think those are to identify you as old enough to purchase alcohol in clubs. My guess is that they went to a tit bar the night before so that she could coo over the chicks while he worked on getting queer votes.
27 posted on 08/06/2004 9:58:02 PM PDT by Jaysun (Let me take yet another opportunity to tell the "moderates" to shove it ....... then twist it.)
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To: Texas Eagle
Is it my imagination or are they wearing matching yellow bracelets?

Perhaps the bracelets were to ride the rides all day at the local amusement park - or that they bought and paid for their beer tickets. he he

28 posted on 08/06/2004 10:00:00 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: ArmyBratproud
Dang, that is one torn up looking B--ch! Looks like Tina after Ike got boozed up and didn't like the new wall paper.

That's what I keep thinking. I'm convinced that she constantly takes giant doses of LSD.
29 posted on 08/06/2004 10:00:45 PM PDT by Jaysun (Let me take yet another opportunity to tell the "moderates" to shove it ....... then twist it.)
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To: South40
With her arm held up straight like that I imagine she is saying "See, I remembered my Right Guard deodorant today"
30 posted on 08/06/2004 10:02:06 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: Peace Is Coming

"Aren't you glad you use Dial - don't you wish everybody did?"


31 posted on 08/06/2004 10:06:21 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: lowbridge

Come on honey, hold your arm up like you are enjoying this. Whoa, did you forget the anti-perspirant this morning?


32 posted on 08/06/2004 10:12:35 PM PDT by taxesareforever
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To: lowbridge

"If I were reading to schoolkids on September 11 and my top aide told me America Is Under Attack, I would have grabbed the teacher LIKE THIS! Then I would have screamed at the kids NOBODY MOVE OR THE OLD HAG GETS IT!!!! Backing away from the room, I would have shot all the livestock and torched the school with my zippo lighter. Afterwards, I would put in for a Silver Star, Purple Heart and Distinquished Cross."

33 posted on 08/06/2004 10:13:47 PM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: lowbridge
"Here we see the Democratic candidate for President, John Kerry, catching a little cheap armpit action off one of his homeless supporters."
34 posted on 08/06/2004 10:18:40 PM PDT by telebob
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To: LiberalBassTurds

Please add her famous line-o-the-week: "John, your pinky's on my ass again....'

'Now shove it.'


35 posted on 08/06/2004 10:19:16 PM PDT by Watery Tart (“Yes, have some.” --Vince Clortho)
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To: Tacis

LOL! Tacis, you are one of the thousand reasons I read EVERY thread with the word "Caption"!


36 posted on 08/06/2004 10:19:47 PM PDT by hunter112 (Take this John and shove it!)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
Wow! Terazza and eFing...

doing it doggie style!

Not with that bitch... Never!

37 posted on 08/06/2004 10:30:14 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: ArmyBratproud

Now that you mention it, she does look 'spaced out', or something like that. Just like they had loaded her up with a liberal dose of happy juice, to be sure that she did not say anything embarassing.


38 posted on 08/06/2004 10:50:15 PM PDT by punster
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To: Watery Tart
Please add her famous line-o-the-week: "John, your pinky's on my ass again....'

'Now shove it.'


LOL Watery Tart, good addition. I like your nick BTW.

All the best.

LBT

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39 posted on 08/06/2004 10:53:57 PM PDT by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: lowbridge

What do they say about water seeking it's own level? Maybe they were made for each other. Delusional rich dope and Mr. Personality.


40 posted on 08/06/2004 11:04:44 PM PDT by hershey
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