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To: lowbridge

"If I were reading to schoolkids on September 11 and my top aide told me America Is Under Attack, I would have grabbed the teacher LIKE THIS! Then I would have screamed at the kids NOBODY MOVE OR THE OLD HAG GETS IT!!!! Backing away from the room, I would have shot all the livestock and torched the school with my zippo lighter. Afterwards, I would put in for a Silver Star, Purple Heart and Distinquished Cross."

33 posted on 08/06/2004 10:13:47 PM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment
"If I were reading to schoolkids on September 11 and my top aide told me America Is Under Attack, I would have grabbed the teacher LIKE THIS! Then I would have screamed at the kids NOBODY MOVE OR THE OLD HAG GETS IT!!!! Backing away from the room, I would have shot all the livestock and torched the school with my zippo lighter. Afterwards, I would put in for a Silver Star, Purple Heart and Distinquished Cross."

LOL, now that's a great caption!

LBT

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42 posted on 08/06/2004 11:28:24 PM PDT by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment

That is funny. I am going to have to send that to my non-freep friends.


44 posted on 08/06/2004 11:37:49 PM PDT by Mike1973
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