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Oh no! Just when we thought Kerry couldn't get any dorkier, now he's Clinton with a guitar
AFP via Yahoo News Photos ^ | 8/6/04

Posted on 08/06/2004 8:50:18 AM PDT by Wolfstar

YAHOO CAPTION: Democratic presidential nominee US Sen. John Kerry plays guitar during a rally in Jefferson City, Missouri, as he and running mate John Edwards continue on the two-week, 3,500 mile 'Believe in America' tour across America (AFP/Justin Sullivan)



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To: Wolfstar

"Hey, everybody, I'm Garth Brooks!"


81 posted on 08/06/2004 9:52:23 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: mikrofon
Like a Rhinestone Cowpie...

ROFLMAO!!! That's hilarious.

82 posted on 08/06/2004 9:52:28 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: Old Sarge; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; Fawnn; ...
He just makes it soooooooo easy to poke fun at with all the stupid places he get his pictures taken. What a dork.


83 posted on 08/06/2004 9:54:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The dumbocRATs have their heads buried in the sand.)
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To: Wolfstar; 537cant be wrong; chilepepper; GSWarrior; inkling; itsamelman; JellyJam; jmc813; ...

Rock and Roll PING! email Weegee to get on/off this list (or grab it yourself to PING the rest)


John FREEBIRD Kerry, Y'all

84 posted on 08/06/2004 9:55:02 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: Legion04
"John, you know...just try on the hat, you know..Bush he's always portrayed as a 'COWBOY'

I believe that's exactly what's going on. They are trying to be more Bush-like than the original.

"here take the guitar too...now you can be a singing cowboy just like Roy Rogers"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha...so funny.

85 posted on 08/06/2004 9:55:34 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: Lokibob

If the man with the hat line was a real cowboy, no one, including his hero Kerry, could have taken that hat. Cowboys will fight about that.


86 posted on 08/06/2004 9:55:36 AM PDT by daybreakcoming (DIRECT)
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To: ThreeYearLurker

Kerry needs a curly wig.


87 posted on 08/06/2004 9:56:34 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: Wolfstar

Mama's, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

88 posted on 08/06/2004 9:56:44 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Bush is Hell on liberals and terrorists.)
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To: itsamelman

I like that.


89 posted on 08/06/2004 9:57:29 AM PDT by Wolfstar (Our Founders' bedrock vision: INDIVIDUAL LIBERTY, not the false equality of the statist collective.)
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To: StarCMC

He's fighting Bush for the Amish vote.


90 posted on 08/06/2004 9:57:48 AM PDT by Defiant ("Hi, Billy Blythe, nice to meet ya. I'm John Kohn.")
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To: Lokibob
"Just a couple more hits of this an' then I AM Bob Dylan..."


91 posted on 08/06/2004 9:59:03 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: Wolfstar

"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Republicans..."


92 posted on 08/06/2004 9:59:33 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Wolfstar

The peckerhead isn't swift enough to know never to allow himself to be photographed wearing a black cowboy hat. He's toast.


93 posted on 08/06/2004 10:00:15 AM PDT by OK
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To: Wolfstar
Well, you know........he is a "Man of the People". Apparently he has decided to emulate the long forgotten and overlooked 'dork' voter block. You know there are more of them than you think! It could turn the election!! :>)
94 posted on 08/06/2004 10:01:06 AM PDT by curlewbird
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To: Wolfstar

Like most leftist baby boomers, John Kerry wants to live with the illusion of eternal youth. Clinton was the same way.


95 posted on 08/06/2004 10:01:17 AM PDT by Zack Nguyen
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To: Wolfstar

"Mothers don't let your sons grow up to be cowboys f*cking idiots."

96 posted on 08/06/2004 10:02:10 AM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (A proud member of the self-preservation society)
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To: Krodg

A more appropriate song would be Chuck Berry's later "Bye Bye Johnny":

Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye bye Johnny
Good bye Johnny B. Goode

FLUSH THE JOHNS this November.


97 posted on 08/06/2004 10:03:12 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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To: Wolfstar

[Sigh.] Perhaps I'm being unfair. I play a little guitar myself, and I hope I'm still playing at 60.


98 posted on 08/06/2004 10:03:36 AM PDT by Zack Nguyen
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To: Wolfstar

"Forget about all that macho $hit, and learn how to play guitar...play guitar"


99 posted on 08/06/2004 10:04:01 AM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("When the chips were down, you could not count on John Kerry." - Swift Boat Veterans for Truth)
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To: reagandemo
He looks like "Woody" in "Toy Story".


100 posted on 08/06/2004 10:06:09 AM PDT by weegee (YOU could have been aborted, and you wouldn't have had a CHOICE about it.)
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