Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004 | Jaysun

Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun

Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)

My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.

Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:

A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.

Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.

Jaysun


TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 12steps; 2ndweekofdeercamp; ahthepowerofbeer; areugay; baldisbeautiful; beautifulhair; beeber; bigbowlofstupid; bigkegsofstupid; blondehair; braindead; breckgirl; brotherinlaw; bs; camping; classicthread; cueballhead; darkhair; dontbemetrosexual; donttrythishome; drevil; dumbass; frhistory; funny; gay; gittenjiffywitit; gladimawoman; gonnabebaldsoon; gotoaa; hair; highandtightcut; hisnameisnowskippy; holdmuhbeer; idiot; imaloserbaybee; itdidntwork; jaysun; jiffy; johnedwards; johnhofmeister; justbuzzit; justdamn; justplainstupid; kyconspiracy; longhair; menbehavingbadly; menneedhelp; metrosexual; morons; notjustpbinhishair; orangemuppet; passtheoranges; pb; pbkyj; peanutbutter; peanutbuttercombover; ponchsaysso; rudrunk; shaveit; shaveurbutt; shorthair; somethingabouthisbil; sowhydontchakillme; stuned; stupidjoke; stupidmantricks; takeyourclothesoff; torchit; typicalmen; uguysrock; uguyssuck; unclefester; uneedhelp; whatisthat; whynotrogaine; youreahomo; yourefired
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 861-880881-900901-920921-935 last
To: netmilsmom
Can you post a recent pic of your angel?






921 posted on 07/11/2007 7:06:52 PM PDT by Jaysun (Certified thread hijacker since 7-7-07 (by restornu and blu))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 919 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun
Great update Jaysun, thanks. Cute pictures!

One of the funniest threads on Free Republic by far.

922 posted on 07/11/2007 7:10:19 PM PDT by Syncro
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 921 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

Wow! What do you folks do when your hands get dirty?


923 posted on 07/11/2007 7:12:25 PM PDT by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

men

::shakes head::


924 posted on 07/11/2007 7:15:08 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

She is just past Darling!
Good job Daddy!


925 posted on 07/11/2007 7:19:06 PM PDT by netmilsmom (To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 921 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

OMG - she could not be any cuter!


926 posted on 09/18/2007 10:56:04 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 921 | View Replies]

To: glide625

For reading when you get a chance. You will hurt yourself laughing.


927 posted on 09/18/2007 10:56:47 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: toddlintown

This is a classic! Check the date.


928 posted on 09/18/2007 10:59:44 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 923 | View Replies]

To: Xenalyte
OMG - she could not be any cuter!

Thankya. She's a sweet baby.
929 posted on 09/18/2007 11:34:33 AM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 926 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

Ping for one funny guy.


930 posted on 02/26/2008 4:29:59 AM PST by ItisaReligionofPeace
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 929 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

Wow.


931 posted on 12/31/2010 11:18:09 PM PST by Lazamataz (If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Jaysun

did you get it out yet?


932 posted on 12/31/2010 11:23:27 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DelaWhere; CottonBall; betsyross60

LOL.....Ping.


933 posted on 05/04/2011 5:43:05 PM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( garden/survival/cooking/storage- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2299939/posts?page=5555)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nw_arizona_granny; DelaWhere; betsyross60

LOL!

I would’ve thought the hot water would work fine on peanut butter. Obviously, it wasn’t peanut butter......

DW is our resident chemist, physicist, engineer - IF the real substance would be divulged, he could figure out a solution, I’m sure!


934 posted on 05/05/2011 6:47:36 AM PDT by CottonBall
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 933 | View Replies]

To: CottonBall

I think we know why the poster got zotted.


935 posted on 05/17/2011 12:43:05 PM PDT by Netizen
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 934 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 861-880881-900901-920921-935 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson