Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)

4/21/2004 | Jaysun

[Jaysun]

Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)

My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.

Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:

A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.

Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.

Jaysun

[Ladysmith]

Awww, what a cutie! She's so precious!

What a nice way to wake up in the morning! Thanks, Jaysun!

[Toespi]

Cute as a button, the baby is darling too!

[Xenalyte]

Oh, she is THE cutest! I love the look on her face!

[wagglebee]

I don't know how I missed this thread two years ago, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life!

[A Texan]

That is one cute kid, congratulations!!!

[eyespysomething]

Thanks for the update, even if it has nothing to do with the thread!! ;-)

She's beautiful, jaysun. Congrats to you and your wife.

[hoosiermama]

SHe's a keeper. Now I'm gonna have to go back and read the entire thread again....It's time for more laughter.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Hey Jasun,

Glad to hear from you. She is a beauty. Only smiles for daddy, eh? Well, keep it that way for a very loooonnnggg time. When you need advise when those boys keep coming around, check with FR.

BTW we are STILL waiting for those famous pictures.

To the Freepers that remember this thread from the orginal night:

Yes, it is time to reread this thread. I was laughing so hard, that my family had throught that I had lost it when it was orginally posted. I must admit that for the longest time I thought that Jasun was making this up. This is one of those classic FR threads, that needs to go down in FR history.

We have the Freeper of the year award, perhaps we should have catagories for threads. Funniest thread, Best breaking story thread, best political thread, etc.

[marmar]

Gee.......with those looks and that sweet thing in your arms, it doesn't seem like you could get into all that trouble. I still chuckle when I think about this thread. Great read.......thanks. Your Baby is a beauty...but, I think, she may have your sense of humor..........lol

[alnick]

Aw, she's a cutie.

[Nita Nupress]

Awwww... she's so cute! Thank you for sharing the photo! So by my calculations, she's almost 5 months old by now, which means she'll be crawling around the house soon and "Poof" goes your free time! (If you have other kids you know that already.)

Honest to goodness, she's gorgeous. You'd better start collecting shotguns right now -- she's going to be a Looker. ;-)

Now, let's get ready for a new round of "how-to" replies. lol!

[brwnsuga]

Goo be Gone.

[varon]

1) Saturate hair with urine
2) Rub in honey
3) Let bake in direct sunlight
4) Stick head in toilet
5) Flush/rinse as needed

[kkmo9]

Awwwww! What a little darling! (The baby...)

I just wanna squeeze her!

Does she smile for anyone else yet?

KK

[abigailsmybaby]

bump to reread

[Jaysun]

It's worth the read, though I never come out on top.
Cheers, Jaysun

[marmar]

Thank you so much I am going to put it in favorites for when I need a serious laugh.........Have a wonderful day.

[Jaysun]

Thank you so much I am going to put it in favorites for when I need a serious laugh.........Have a wonderful day.

Sure thing Martha. Good day to you too.

[netmilsmom]

Can you post a recent pic of your angel?

[CSM]

ping to self for later read.....