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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: Jaysun
Awww, what a cutie! She's so precious!
What a nice way to wake up in the morning! Thanks, Jaysun!
901
posted on
08/30/2006 3:45:39 AM PDT
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Gun owners have illustrated rights are individual and can be protected by individuals.)
To: Jaysun
Cute as a button, the baby is darling too!
902
posted on
08/30/2006 5:03:09 AM PDT
by
Toespi
To: Jaysun
Oh, she is THE cutest! I love the look on her face!
903
posted on
08/30/2006 5:20:47 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: Jaysun
I don't know how I missed this thread two years ago, but it's one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life!
904
posted on
08/30/2006 5:26:31 AM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Jaysun
That is one cute kid, congratulations!!!
905
posted on
08/30/2006 5:40:52 AM PDT
by
A Texan
(Oderint dum metuant)
To: Jaysun
Thanks for the update, even if it has nothing to do with the thread!! ;-)
She's beautiful, jaysun. Congrats to you and your wife.
906
posted on
08/30/2006 5:55:52 AM PDT
by
eyespysomething
(How to Do a Roundhouse Kick http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Roundhouse-Kick)
To: Jaysun
SHe's a keeper. Now I'm gonna have to go back and read the entire thread again....It's time for more laughter.
To: Jaysun
Hey Jasun,
Glad to hear from you. She is a beauty. Only smiles for daddy, eh? Well, keep it that way for a very loooonnnggg time. When you need advise when those boys keep coming around, check with FR.
BTW we are STILL waiting for those famous pictures.
To the Freepers that remember this thread from the orginal night:
Yes, it is time to reread this thread. I was laughing so hard, that my family had throught that I had lost it when it was orginally posted. I must admit that for the longest time I thought that Jasun was making this up. This is one of those classic FR threads, that needs to go down in FR history.
We have the Freeper of the year award, perhaps we should have catagories for threads. Funniest thread, Best breaking story thread, best political thread, etc.
To: Jaysun
Gee.......with those looks and that sweet thing in your arms, it doesn't seem like you could get into all that trouble. I still chuckle when I think about this thread. Great read.......thanks. Your Baby is a beauty...but, I think, she may have your sense of humor..........lol
909
posted on
08/30/2006 11:25:37 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
To: Jaysun
910
posted on
08/30/2006 11:39:57 AM PDT
by
alnick
To: Jaysun
Awwww... she's so cute! Thank you for sharing the photo! So by my calculations, she's almost 5 months old by now, which means she'll be crawling around the house soon and "Poof" goes your free time! (If you have other kids you know that already.)
Honest to goodness, she's gorgeous. You'd better start collecting shotguns right now -- she's going to be a Looker. ;-)
Now, let's get ready for a new round of "how-to" replies. lol!
To: FourPeas
To: Jaysun
1) Saturate hair with urine
2) Rub in honey
3) Let bake in direct sunlight
4) Stick head in toilet
5) Flush/rinse as needed
913
posted on
09/05/2006 7:47:50 AM PDT
by
varon
(Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
To: Jaysun
Awwwww! What a little darling! (The baby...)
I just wanna squeeze her!
Does she smile for anyone else yet?
KK
914
posted on
09/05/2006 12:55:59 PM PDT
by
kkmo9
To: Jaysun
To: abigailsmybaby
It's worth the read, though I never come out on top.
Cheers, Jaysun
916
posted on
11/15/2006 8:30:46 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(Let's not ruin this moment with words.)
To: Jaysun
Thank you so much I am going to put it in favorites for when I need a serious laugh.........Have a wonderful day.
917
posted on
07/10/2007 1:28:12 PM PDT
by
marmar
((Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, & BLUE.))
To: marmar
Thank you so much I am going to put it in favorites for when I need a serious laugh.........Have a wonderful day.
Sure thing Martha. Good day to you too.
918
posted on
07/10/2007 1:52:38 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Certified thread hijacker since 7-7-07 (by restornu and blu))
To: Jaysun
Can you post a recent pic of your angel?
919
posted on
07/11/2007 9:31:01 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(To attack one section of Christianity in this day and age, is to waste time.)
To: Jaysun
ping to self for later read.....
920
posted on
07/11/2007 11:35:32 AM PDT
by
CSM
("The rioting arsonists are the same folks who scream about global warming." LibFreeOrDie 5/7/07)
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