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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: rintense
Pretty good, too! ;) I guess our paths don't cross much these days since I've been kind of delinquent about stopping in the Daily Dose...
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:53 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: Senator Pardek
How far has your begging me gotten you to this point? Answering a question with a question. I KNEW you didn't know.
To: Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. You brought your computer camping??
Now that's a True Freeper
223
posted on
04/21/2004 7:44:45 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Yeah, I've been kinda busy too lately and post when I can. Life happens, ya know.
224
posted on
04/21/2004 7:44:48 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Didn't I read this in an old Dave Barry column or something?
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
225
posted on
04/21/2004 7:44:54 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: rintense
Yep, I *definitely* know what you mean. Hope it's all good with you. :)
226
posted on
04/21/2004 7:45:31 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: NonValueAdded
This thread beats any video any time!!!!
227
posted on
04/21/2004 7:45:58 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
To: squarebarb
OMG....it may not be the hair on his head.
228
posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:12 PM PDT
by
mystery-ak
(Mike1sg is coming home this week!)
To: Jaysun
Use Ajax or Comet to get out the peanut butter. This will leave the hair very dry, so rub in a bunch of mayonnaise. Mayonnaise spoils quickly, so pour tomato juice over his head to cover the smell. Add a box of cornstarch to keep the tomato juice from dripping. Blow dry and style as usual.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:17 PM PDT
by
Igraine
To: rintense
OMG!! See post #214!! I didn't even think of that!!
Now imagine that with the beer attempt, as well as the peanut butter! HAHAHAHAHA!!
To: Jaysun
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:25 PM PDT
by
deport
(To a dog all roads lead home.......)
To: FourPeas
Since we don't know what is in this guy's hair we don't know if baby oil would be preferable. Heh, heh.
To: Jaysun
Please reassure all of us with sick, twisted minds that a vacuum is not involved.
233
posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:38 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: eastforker; abner
I didn't bring her up, Abner did. No, I didn't save her picture. What do you think I am, a middle-aged perv getting jollies from looking at pics of cute young women on the net?
er...I think I resemble that remark.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:48 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: abner
Got any tomato juice? That's for skunks .. I saw it on the Partridge Family Show :0)
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:46:52 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: Gabz
jaysun should have thought of that before posting this!!!!!! Maybe one less beer in the hair or hand or wherever and he would have realized how much entertainment he would be providing.
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:47:01 PM PDT
by
abner
(FREE THE MIRANDA MEMOS! http://www.intelmemo.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: mystery-ak
LOL! Now you've gone and done it. That's the last thing I needed to hear.
237
posted on
04/21/2004 7:47:18 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: mystery-ak
There went my half-price After Easter discount chocolates all over the keyboard.
238
posted on
04/21/2004 7:47:39 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: small voice in the wilderness
LOL! They're outside, pencils in hand, "writing" their names in the dirt. Except for Jaysun's friend, of course, who probably has both of his hands stuck to the sides of his head, in that "Oh crap, whatta I do now" position. LOL! Good gawh,... Let's hope that cabin doesn't have electricity and an electric sander...
To: Nita Nupress; LurkerNoMore!
Answering a question with a question. I KNEW you didn't know.I'm going to law school.
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