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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and we’ve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I can’t tell you what that something was, because he’s refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the “tainted hair” theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and he’s now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, we’d like to know of any “home remedies” that may work – we’re in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Here’s what we’ve tried so far:
A) Tried to “melt” it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: rintense
I haven't seen any of the "American Pie" movies, and I'm also surprised that nobody else came up with that one! Anyway, how are you doing these days?
201
posted on
04/21/2004 7:39:59 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: FourPeas
That's it........Post #59.......THE WINNER!!!!! THE MOST HILARIOUS!!!!
202
posted on
04/21/2004 7:40:00 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
To: mystery-ak
I thought of gasoline or kerosene, but they're all drunk....God knows what would happen. LOL .. OMG .. I wouldn't suggest gasoline or kerosene either
Beside I thought that was use to remove tar
203
posted on
04/21/2004 7:40:10 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: squarebarb
I'm going to make myself sick if I keep reading this thread.................
but I can't stop........
204
posted on
04/21/2004 7:40:16 PM PDT
by
Gabz
(Stress out Streisand.............................DONATE MONTHLY)
To: Iowa Granny
I'd love to read the thread about the Freeper who had a rattlesnake trapped under her foot. That wouldn't have been me. I'd have been long gone. I can outrun a rattlesnake.
To: Jaysun
Clippers cure all.......
206
posted on
04/21/2004 7:40:33 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("12 hours outta Mackinaw City, stopped at the bar to have a brew.....")
To: Jaysun
What is a *real* man doing wearing his hair long enough to get gunk caught in it to start with? ;-)
If it were me, I'd simply cut off my hair with scissors.
If he's unwilling to do that, I don't know what to recommend.
About all I have to offer on the subject is that alcohol cancels out oil (don't ask me how I know this).
207
posted on
04/21/2004 7:40:51 PM PDT
by
Mulder
(Fight the future)
To: Jaysun
Pictures, please!
208
posted on
04/21/2004 7:41:01 PM PDT
by
scott7278
("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
To: Conservativegreatgrandma
cornstarch even gets baby oil out of hair
To: NYC GOP Chick
I'm doing good. And you?
210
posted on
04/21/2004 7:41:16 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: Iowa Granny
ROTFLMAO!!! K-Y Jelly! Great guess!!
To: Gabz
You know you can't stop! :D
212
posted on
04/21/2004 7:42:37 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: Miss Marple
In an all-male cabins! That's one bunch of VERY drunk Freepers!!!
To: Jaysun
Okay, let's get down to the real truth here.
A.) bunch of guys in cabin.
B.) Women not around.
C.) Desperate for help to "unstick" something.
Okay, Jaysun --- you brother-in-law has got his DICK stuck in something, right?
Fess up!
Then we can get down to helping you. Blowing it out with gasoline, frying it loose with boiling water, hardboiling it with eggs...
214
posted on
04/21/2004 7:42:50 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: CholeraJoe
Hey, Joe! Honest to goodness, I haven't laughed this hard since my friend fell out of a tree when we were in the 8th grade and she cut loose with some wind that almost knocked the house down!
To: dawn53
I have images of that Ben Stiller movie, "There's Something About Mary" playing over in my head. I didn't even see that movie and I can figure this one out! ROTFL It is just what I thought too for some sick reason!
216
posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:03 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(Kerry has more flip flops than Waikiki Beach)
To: abner
Humor break! Ok, so it's not so humourous to Jaysun's pal.... Only on FR .. LOL!
217
posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:15 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(Make Michael Moore cry.... DONATE MONTHLY!!!)
To: Miss Marple; Iowa Granny
Well if only guys are there, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what he was doing with KY jelly! Like I said, there's a scene in American Pie 2 when lube gets mixed up with crazy glue...
218
posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:28 PM PDT
by
rintense
(Now I know why liberals hate guns... they keep shooting themselves in the foot!)
To: hellinahandcart
OMG......I was here when that post came online......a rattlesnake..........aaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh
219
posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:40 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
To: abner; Jaysun
Humor break! Ok, so it's not so humourous to Jaysun's pal.... jaysun should have thought of that before posting this!!!!!!
220
posted on
04/21/2004 7:43:42 PM PDT
by
Gabz
(Stress out Streisand.............................DONATE MONTHLY)
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