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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: Conservativegreatgrandma; Endeavor
Whatever you do,,, DO NOT miss this thread.
141
posted on
04/21/2004 7:29:35 PM PDT
by
Iowa Granny
(Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
To: squarebarb
HAHAHAH!
Greasy suggestions: mayonnaise, peanut butter, baby oil
Solvents: Dawn, soap, shampoo
Absobents: corn starch, talcum powder
Extreme remedies: gsoline, turpentine, Nair
If none of these work, then Jaysun's friend has found the perfect glue.
To: Unknown Freeper
Noooooooooo ... please tell me there is a video capture thing happening or maybe a picture phone still or two.
143
posted on
04/21/2004 7:29:40 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(He says "Bring it on!!" Then when you do, he says, "How dare you!! ")
To: ride the whirlwind
To: small voice in the wilderness
And also paint thinner and that little round thingie you sit on when you have hemorrhoid operations and a broadsword...
145
posted on
04/21/2004 7:30:02 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: hellinahandcart
I haven't seen a thread this promising since Sweet_Sunflower29 logged in to tell us she had a live rattlesnake trapped under her foot.WTFO? Got a link?
146
posted on
04/21/2004 7:30:04 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: Miss Marple
If his head doesn't explode first.
147
posted on
04/21/2004 7:30:06 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Jaysun
148
posted on
04/21/2004 7:30:10 PM PDT
by
alnick
(Mrs. Heinz-Kerry's husband wants teh-rayz-ah your taxes.)
To: Jaysun
My wife says RUBBING ALCOHOL removes the grease and/or stickiness from tree sap, axle grease and crayons. Just don't get it in the eyes.
To: abner; Mo1
Ping! Humor break! Ok, so it's not so humourous to Jaysun's pal....
150
posted on
04/21/2004 7:31:03 PM PDT
by
abner
(FREE THE MIRANDA MEMOS! http://www.intelmemo.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: Miss Marple
bump to read the last chapter
151
posted on
04/21/2004 7:31:16 PM PDT
by
winodog
To: Nita Nupress
Nita! Ain't seen you in a coon's age (as they would say down south)
152
posted on
04/21/2004 7:31:22 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: Jaysun
WD-40 and a wire brush will clean up anything.
153
posted on
04/21/2004 7:31:28 PM PDT
by
WorkingClassFilth
(So what are you expecting from NPR - the truth?)
To: theophilusscribe
Perfect. Hey, where did Jaysun go?
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked
Okay, me four...I'm still crying here, can barely read the replies...
To: mystery-ak
I thought of gasoline or kerosene, but they're all drunk....God knows what would happen. No kidding. LOLOL!
Where did Jaysun go? They're probably all outside pissin' off the porch together.
To: RosieCotton
Does that mean there's some way of fixing it with duct tape?I think they already tried duct tape. He said they taped a wal-mart bag to his head and poured beer on it through a hole in the top of the bag and let it sit for an hour.
Now how to remove duct tape from the head...
157
posted on
04/21/2004 7:32:34 PM PDT
by
alnick
(Mrs. Heinz-Kerry's husband wants teh-rayz-ah your taxes.)
To: abner
Howdy. How is the hot air business?
158
posted on
04/21/2004 7:32:50 PM PDT
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(In honor of Cesear, Eagle Scout, Marine private WIA Fallujah Iraq on 4-13-04)
To: theophilusscribe
The man pledge (my husband has to recite it often):
I'm a man, but I can change
If I have to, I guess!
159
posted on
04/21/2004 7:32:52 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: GummyIII; Jaysun
Belay that!
(Gummy, they are already legally incapacitated!)
Alernate Dawn with vinegar/cool water 1/2 and 1/2 rinses.
Stop buy any beauty shop on the way home and buy the really really expensive deep conditioner for dry hair.
No gasoline!!!!!!!
160
posted on
04/21/2004 7:32:55 PM PDT
by
sarasmom
(Watching mainstream liberal media "news reports" will cause brain atrophy.)
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