Testy Teresa Tirade: I Can't Believe I Came to America

NewsMax.com, New York Post ^ | April 18, 2004 | Carl Limbacher

[Carl/NewsMax]

It didn't take long for the rigors of the campaign trail to sour first lady-in-waiting Teresa Heinz, who fumed yesterday that "can't believe" she moved to America and married an American politician.

"I can't believe my family left Africa and came to this country," Heinz Kerry complained to the New York Post's Cindy Adams. "I can't believe I ever even married an American."

"A politician's wife has a hard life," she said. "To become more of a 'thing' and less of a person is terrible."

Teresa's tirade continued, "I can't believe I married a second politician." Then referring to her first husband, the late Sen. John Heinz, she blasted, "I can't believe I married the first politician. He wasn't one when we met."

"What people don't know is that I am basically shy. I never wanted to do this," Heinz Kerry complained.

[NonValueAdded]

Hey, Ketchup girl, don't let the jetway hit your butt on the way back to Africa.

[Capriole]

My wife noticed a couple of nights ago that, when Kerry tries to kiss Teresa on stage, she reacts like someone just shoved the south end of a northbound armadillo in her face.

Well, of course! Wouldn't you? I mean, imagine if Lurch Kerry tried to smooch you--wouldn't you recoil in horror? I sure-God would! Maybe he has horrible breath. ANd who knows where that tongue of his has been lately.

[motzman]

Then why did you marry two of them?

She thought F'n was French. Common mistake.

[mewzilla]

Don't let the door hit ya, sweetie.

Boy, this nation ought to have a teaparty with Heinz products...Grrrrr...

[LiteKeeper]

And she wanted to be First Lady?

[chuknospam]

Sniff, sob, here's your one way ticket to Swaziland, leave your US passport with the pilot.

[SquirrelKing]

I thought she married some French dude.

[deport]

3 SIMPLE RULES KEEP TERESA KERRY GOING

A snippet......

April 16, 2004

I FIRST met the lady who could be our next first lady nose-to-nose. Flat out on the ground. Teresa Heinz Kerry arrived at my home for lunch, was welcomed by my two Yorkies, and went down on all fours.

"I've had three," came her voice from floor-level. "Rusty and Cous-Cous died of old age. Rusty Two always threw up in cars. The vet couldn't cure him and we travel so much we couldn't keep him. Now we have a German shepherd. I adore dogs."

........

"A politician's wife has a hard life. In the old days they only lived for their men. Today we can have a broader, richer life. The partner must have her own set of interests. Children, career, something. It's needful to have a sense of one's self. I work six days a week on my own interests and will always continue. To become more of a 'thing' and less of a person is terrible.

"I can't believe I married a second politician. I can't believe I married the first politician. He wasn't one when we met. I can't believe my family left Africa and came to this country. I can't believe I live in America, I can't believe I ever even married an American. And I can't believe we're embarked on this journey."

This journey, does it ever scare her?

"Yes. What people don't know is that I am basically shy. I never wanted to do this. It all seems so bizarre."

With that she kissed my dogs, grabbed a Diet Pepsi for the road and climbed into her SUV for the ride to Newsweek.

© CINDY ADAMS, 2004

[Badeye]

Tay Raise Ahhhh is a gift to the Bush campaign. This isn't close to the "worst harm" she will do to her trophy husbands nomination before the election, folks.

The uber wealthy don't do well in this type of situation. "How dare they question my finances!" is very close to Leona Helmsley's infamous quote "Only the little people pay taxes".

After watching Hillary Clinton's antics as First Lady, Americans are not eager to have another lose cannon in the Whitehouse.

[zeugma]

I'd be interested in seeing that if you know of a link to it.

[zeugma]

Sorry. I saw your post of the article after my earlier message. That will teach me not to read further before posting! Well, maybe not...

[Lucy Lake]

Don't like our culture?
Don't like our language?
Don't like our freedom?
Don't like our country?
THEN GO BACK HOME !!

Good advice for a whole lot of people.
I wish they'd quit complaining and just LEAVE.

[marty60]

In the late 70's I had a store in LaJolla, CA. This was during the time that the great immigration of South Africans started to get away from the inevitable end to aparteid. The contact with this bunch was , well let's say eye opening. They thought and made it clear that LaJolla or other toney locals were the only places in America privileged enough to have them as residents.

They learned quite qickly that Black Housekeepers in America would not put up with their nasty, arrogant and demeaning treatment. It went around quickly that no Black should even think about working for them. The B****'s from SA were not worth the money. So Mexicans got stuck taking these jobs. Especially illegals.

Her attitude apparently has been inbred by her aparteid loving Father. They found out their Krugerrands were worthless her, made life difficult. Hienz....Real American money. This group of SA's are one of the coldest bunch I've ever met.

[Cobra Scott]

Or maybe she intended it to be heard, not wanting to be 1st lady. Or "almost" first lady. That has its own repurcussions if the "almost" was a RAT.

I could buy the idea that someone like her might not want to be in that position. Or not want to even be in that marriage. Or especially one because of the other (and that can work in two ways).

[Lucky2]

I can't believe teresa ever married this guy either. Maybe marrying a gigolo is finally starting to catch up (no pun intended) with her. Of course we shouldn't blame kerry for the gigolo title alone, teresa was a gigolo too when she married Heinz, who by the way was a republican.

[Polybius]

How stupid of her to have this tantrum - how did she think this would play, or did she not think at all, does she have no self control? A very dumb Pickle Princess.

Or very smart.

If you had the power and freedom of $550 million, would you want your gigolo second husband to become more powerful than you? Would you want to live in the White House fish bowl for the next 4 to 8 years and have the press and the American public scrutinizing every 10 million you spend on whatever you darn well please?

Teresa needs the First Ladyship like she needs a hole in her head.

[VadeRetro]

"What people don't know is that I am basically shy. I never wanted to do this," Heinz Kerry complained.

Keep it up, Tah-ray-zuh, and you won't have to do it much longer! All you have to do is be a big embarrassment to Hubby's campaign. I'm pullin' for yah, Honey!

[hchutch]

FYI ping... Teresa Heinz melting down.

[veronica]

She's a KOOK! :)

[mountaineer]

that's what this country needs.............another First Lady who hates America

I think it's fair to say Teresa's hubby does, too.