Kerry's Operation - The Question the Media is Not Asking

04/01/04 | Jolly Green

[Jolly Green]

We've all heard that the operation on Kerry's shoulder is to repair and old injury. What old injury? Why now? There is every reason to believe that this ultra-liberal injured his shoulder on his recent snow boarding vacation. We saw all of the footage of him gliding down the slopes, but nary a foot of him crashing into the secret service agent or the other five known crashes. (And that was just the first day.)

[Aeronaut]

I guess being the President of the U.S. might be over-taxing for him, as well.

Pun intended?

[Dante3]

And Kerry refuses to release his medical records, indicating he has something to hide.

[The Other Harry]

Your vanity posts are not news. Put them in chat.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Flip-flopitis.

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

They, the leftist media and kerry camp, are hoping that folks will think that this has to do with a VietNam injury.

They can not reveal his medicals for fear that his medals will be laughed to shame, but, by implying that this operation is to correct an old lingering problem, immediatley allows the peter jennings of the world, to openly ponder the possiblility that the 'old injury' might be Nam related.

[GailA]

After a hellish week on the slopes he came back looking the exact same as he went into his vacation.....like a walking corpse.

[Nakota]

This injury is commonly seen in politicians and is a result of repeated and frequent use of the term "on the other hand". The human body was not meant to take such rapid shifts in position.

[wtc911]

Kerry was fragged. His third PH was a "go home or die" note from his crew.

[Crawdad]

You know, I've been wondering why someone doesn't just ask him to show everyone his battle scars. Doesn't a Purple-Heart-qualifying injury usually leave a mark?

[FlatLandBeer]

Was it his LEFT shoulder? Injuired while carrying the cross of liberalism?

[Judith Anne]

I agree. It's at least an overnight stay (Hub got to go home the next day). Rehab was three months.

[elli1]

I think it's an old injury. Someone here at FR said they heard the shoulder mentioned on FoxNews and that was while he was on the skiing vacation. The ''shoulder'' might also be cover for a Cancer check-up.

[Jimmy Valentine]

I think so.

My belief is that Kerry is having a more serious bout with cancer than has been advertised.

Why is it that only Republican Presidents have to release their medical records, while DemocRAT candidates e.g. Clinton, Kerry do not?

Regards,

[syriacus]

Kerry's media persona is now flip flopping.

Last week he was a macho guy in the news, in an attempt to gain suport among the sporty types.

This week he's arranged to appeal to the handicapped and the "medically concerned" voters.

[Rander7]

I had rotator cuff surgery six years ago...I can tell you one thing, it is really painful! It's also something you don't just breeze through..I would be willing to bet, that the fall on the ski slopes was the cause of this. This will definitely cause a glitch in his campaigning abilities! HOORAY!

[varon]

So, which Kerry do you prefer? One with poor judgement, one that lies, or one that's a complete fool?

Aren't you being a bit harsh on Jean Francois Le FlipFlop? ;-)

[TheRightGuy]

So, which Kerry do you prefer? One with poor judgement, one that lies, or one that's a complete fool?

Why settle for one when you can get all three in a package deal.

[OrioleFan]

After the MTV infomercial it won't be long before we see the shades of his hair color changing to fit the audience.

[Toespi]

Just curious, did he wake up from the anethesia?

[mtnwmn]

He shouldn't stand up while bus is in motion....you learn these things in public elementary school.