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FReeper Canteen ~ Patriots on Wednesday ~ 28 January 2004
Canteen FRiends ~ Radix

Posted on 01/28/2004 1:35:45 AM PST by Radix

Edited on 06/26/2004 10:43:09 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

 
 
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Patriots on Wednesdays

You were expecting pancakes maybe?

Welcome to Patriots on Wednesdays.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Here is an amalgamation of trivial facts and seemingly useless data.

Do not forget to hit the hyperlinks.

We have links, lots of them.

Look it up!

From the Radixionary

ETAOIN SHRDLU

A nonsense phrase; an absurd or unintelligible utterance.

With the idea of speeding up the setting of type, the old Linotype keyboards had their letters arranged in decreasing order of the frequency with which they appear in the language, making the first two rows ETAOIN SHRDLU. This curious phrase is recorded both in the Oxford English Dictionary and also in the Random House Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary. Linotype operators who made a typing error would often run their fingers down the keyboard to cast nonsense to fill out the line. The resulting cast slug was usually put back in the pot to be melted down and reused, but sometimes, in the heat of composition, the mistake was missed and ended up being printed.

Each half, and the complete phrase, has occasionally been borrowed to mean something that is nonsense or absurd; the first part is recorded in a story by James Thurber from 1931, and the whole thing appeared in 1942 as the title of a short story by Fredric Brown about a sentient Linotype machine. Jake Loddington told about The Naughty Princess by Anthony Armstrong, written in 1945, in which there is a whimsical short story called Etaoin and Shrdlu which ends “And Sir Etaoin and Shrdlu married and lived so happily ever after that whenever you come across Etaoin’s name even today it’s generally followed by Shrdlu’s”. Andrew Stiller mentioned a once-famous play, The Adding Machine, in which Etaoin Shrdlu was a character. The second half of the phrase was used in 1972 by Terry Winograd as the name for an early artificial-intelligence system.

With computerized typesetting the machines have gone and the associations are almost lost, but the phrase remains a useful mnemonic for the most-used letters in English.

Happy Birthday
 

Would you like some Cheerleaders for your Patriots?

Thank you sir!   May I have another?

The Stamp Act 

The Stamp Act was passed by the British Parliament on March 22, 1765. The new tax was imposed on all American colonists and required them to pay a tax on every piece of printed paper they used. Ship's papers, legal documents, licenses, newspapers, other publications, and even playing cards were taxed. -- History.org

They were counting cards!

It's Pancake Man!

The Battle of Bunker Hill

On June 17, 1775, American troops displayed their mettle in the Battle of Bunker Hill during the siege of Boston, inflicting casualties on nearly half of the British troops dispatched to secure Breed's Hill (the actual site of the battle).

Men, we gotta take that hill.  They're gonna shoot at us. But it'll be okay.

Happy Birthday

William Seward Burroughs 1857

 

In 1888, the American William Seward Burroughs patented the first printing calculator. It was, in fact, an adding machine. Multiplication was carried out as repeated addition. The Burroughs and its competitors used a 'full keyboard' with separate key rows for units, tens, &c. up to 999,999.99.

One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one plus

My Hat

My hat it has three corners,
Three corners has my hat,
And if it didn't have three corners,
It wouldn't be a hat!

 

Happy Birthday

Artur Rubinstein 1889

I will take a chance

Happy Birthday

Jackson Pollock 1912

When I am in my painting, I'm not aware of what I'm doing.

Happy Birthday

Acker Bilk 1927

Court Marshalled for sleeping on guard duty!

The classical Prisoner's Dilemma is as follows:

 

Two suspects are arrested by the police. The police have insufficient evidence for a conviction, and having separated them, visit each of them and offer the same deal: If you confess and your accomplice remains silent, he gets the full 10-year sentence and you go free. If you both stay silent, all we can do is give you both 6 months for a minor charge. If you both confess, you each get 5 years.

 

Each prisoner individually reasons like this: Either my accomplice confessed or he did not. If he did, and I remain silent, I get 10 years, while if I confess I only get 5. If he remained silent, then by confessing I go free, while by remaining silent I get 6 months. In either case, it is better for me if I confess. Since each of them reasons the same way, both confess, and get 5 years. But although each followed what seemed to be rational argument to achieve the best result, if they had instead both remained silent, they would only have served 6 months.

This illustrates that if the two had been able to communicate and cooperate, they would have been able to achieve a result better than what each could achieve alone. There are many situations in the social sciences that have this same property, so understanding these situations and how to resolve them is important. In particular, it demonstrates that there are situations where naïve reasoning in one's own best interest does not always lead to a best result.

In political science, the Prisoner's Dilemma is often used to illustrate the problem of two states getting into an arms race. Both will reason that they have two options, either to increase military expenditure or to make an agreement to reduce weapons. Neither state can be certain that the other one will keep to such an agreement; therefore, they both incline towards military expansion. The irony is that both states seem to act rationally, but the result is completely irrational.

Would you like some more Cheerleaders for your Patriots?

Thank you sir!   May I have another?

Happy Birthday

Susan Sontag 1933

I am an old-fashioned liberal democrat (bwa hahahahahaha)

Happy Birthday

Nicholas Pryor 1935

N.A.A.C.P. = Never Ate A Crummy Pancake!

Happy Birthday

Alan Alda 1936

If you want my opinion, you must be stupid.

Happy Birthday

Marthe Keller 1945

Are you taking any prescription medications?

I'm not bored. I just look that way.

Barbi Benton 1950

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Would you like some more Cheerleaders for your Patriots?

Thank you sir!   May I have another?

Happy Birthday


Sara McLachlan 1968

Heaven holds a sense of wonder..

Happy Birthday

Elijah Wood 1981

Book was good.

Another Patriot Cheerleader

Jeri Colbert
  Height: 5-4
  Birthplace/Date: 27 Feb 78 Durham NC
  School: United States Military Academy at West Point
  Major: BS in Systems Engineering/American Politics
  Years with Team: R

One of the pivotal events that helped bring about the American Revolution took place on March 5, 1770. This event was the Boston Massacre. The patriots would use this incident to further their cause of fighting against British tyranny.

Never bring anything to a gun fight but a gun!

I get a kick out of these patriots!

Velocity & Energy
 
We are shredding cards.
 
The Queen of Hearts is always your best friend.

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Kinetic Temperature...

The expression for gas pressure developed from kinetic theory relates pressure and volume to the average molecular kinetic energy. Comparison with the ideal gas law leads to an expression for temperature sometimes referred to as the kinetic temperature.

Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats

Would you like some more Cheerleaders for your Patriots?

Thank you sir!   May I have another?

Best headlines of 2002

Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Iraqi head seeks arms

Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over

Teacher strikes idle kids

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

War dims hope for peace

If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last awhile

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Red tape holds up new bridges

Man struck by lightning faces battery charge

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Kids make nutritious snacks

Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors

Meteorologist blames constant inaccuracies on weather
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Today's Wednesday field trip takes us to Gillette Stadium....

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Would you like to run a Pool for the SuperBowl?

 

  1. Get a paper, pen and a deck of cards.
  2. Make a 10 by 10 grid on the paper, so you have a square block of 100 cells.
  3. Write the name of the visiting team across the top of your grid and the home team along the side of your grid.
  4. Assign a dollar value to each cells which is suited to the tastes of your guests. (hint: do not price yourself out - you'll want to sell all 100 squares.)
  5. Sell all 100 squares.  This is the hard part.
  6. Once you've sold all 100 squares to your guests, count up the total prize pool, (purse) and assign the following prizes; 15% of total purse for correct 1st quarter score, 25% of total purse for correct 1/2 time score, 20% of total purse for correct 3rd quarter score, 40% of total purse for correct final score.
  7. From your deck of cards, set aside one set of numbers ace (1) through 10.
  8. Shuffle your ten cards and then flip them over in order, recording the numeric value along the top of your grid, with ace having a value of 1 and 10 having a value of 0. Repeat this procedure along the side of your grid as well.
  9. Your 10 by 10 grid should now have a number representing each column along the top and each row along the side and should have one of your guests names accompanying each of the 100 cells contained in the grid.
  10. Record the official score at the end of the 1st quarter, the half, the third quarter and the final score.
  11. Cross reference the last number in each teams score as it relates on your grid to determine which of your guests wins each quarter pot.

On this day:

 

1521 - The Diet of Worms began, at which Protestant reformer Luther was declared an outlaw by the Roman Catholic church

 

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On this day

1871 - France surrendered in the Franco-Prussian War.

or Franco-German War, 1870–71, conflict between France and Prussia that signaled the rise of German military power and imperialism. It was provoked by Otto von Bismarck (the Prussian chancellor) as part of his plan to create a unified German Empire.

On this day

1878 - The first telephone switchboard was installed in New Haven, CT.

Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

1915 - The Coast Guard was created by an act of the U.S. Congress.

Established: In the Treasury Department by act of January 28, 1915 (38 Stat. 800), merging the Revenue Cutter Service and the Life Saving Service.

We Save Lives!

1960 - The first photograph bounced off of the moon.

anyone seen tomkow lately?

1986 - The U.S. space shuttle Challenger exploded just after takeoff.

All seven of its crewmembers were killed.

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Despite the near universality of this image as synonymous with Americanism and its instantaneous recognition in the iconography of the Revolution, the world of art has never considered it to be Art with a capital "A".

As a result, you'll search in vain in your local library for an art history book that mentions the work or the artist.

What we do know about Archibald McNeal Willard (1836-1918) is that he was an Ohio boy and a carriage painter by trade. He moved to New York City to study art in 1873. He first painted this work for the Philadelphia Centennial Exposition of 1876.

Almost immediately, it was dismissed by art critics as little more than a cartoon. However, it seized the public imagination with the kind of fervent adulation we see exhibited for todays' rock stars. After the Exposition, it went on tour from Boston to San Francisco, and was admired by sell-out crowds wherever it was shown.

 

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61 posted on 01/28/2004 7:27:57 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: darkwing104
Does retirement mean you'll soon be lightwing104? ;)


62 posted on 01/28/2004 7:31:17 AM PST by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Good morning, Ma!

 

Hey, MA!  Is today

YOUR

BIRTHDAY?

 

63 posted on 01/28/2004 7:33:29 AM PST by tomkow6
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To: StarCMC; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; tomkow6; MoJo2001; Bethbg79; HiJinx; LaDivaLoca; Valin; ...
To: StarCMC; All
Reporting for duty.

How is everyone this morning?

456 posted on 01/28/2004 6:18:22 AM AKST by txradioguy (This Tagline Sponsored By The U.S. Army)

Glad to see you tx.
64 posted on 01/28/2004 7:34:47 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: tomkow6
Kinda!
65 posted on 01/28/2004 7:35:08 AM PST by Pippin (world's TALLEST hobbit-------5' 11/4"!)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Mornin Tonk. Are they giving you guys the day off being that it's the CG's birthday?


Where's that coffee at?
66 posted on 01/28/2004 7:36:23 AM PST by txradioguy (This Tagline Sponsored By The U.S. Army)
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To: tomkow6
Not yet, Angel Boy. 337 days.


67 posted on 01/28/2004 7:39:32 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: txradioguy; blackie; Old Sarge; USAF_TSgt; tomkow6

68 posted on 01/28/2004 7:41:18 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: Fawnn
Thank you very much. 8->
69 posted on 01/28/2004 7:42:25 AM PST by beachn4fun (Ok the race is on......protect our military & their jobs & our freedom.....vote Republican in '04.)
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To: HiJinx; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; tomkow6; Radix; Bethbg79; ...


A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

Bless This House



Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.


Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.



(Click on praying hands above, or on banner at the top to hear the music)


70 posted on 01/28/2004 7:43:33 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Good morning, Kathy.(HUGS)How are things in the eskimo state?
71 posted on 01/28/2004 7:44:50 AM PST by E.G.C.
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Our National Anthem

radu

72 posted on 01/28/2004 7:44:57 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
BTTT!!!!!!
73 posted on 01/28/2004 7:45:05 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: txradioguy
Boy, am I happy to hear from you. I was getting nervous with all that is going on over in Iraq. Feel like a mother hen until everyone checks in.
74 posted on 01/28/2004 7:45:20 AM PST by beachn4fun (Ok the race is on......protect our military & their jobs & our freedom.....vote Republican in '04.)
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75 posted on 01/28/2004 7:46:10 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually, think
about whether you want that politician spending your tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency
did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its
releases:

A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate
Washington spends it.

The Democrats were complaining about how long the war took, but Billion
consider this:

It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch
Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

It took less time to find Saddam's sons in Iraq than it took Hillary Clinton
to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy
the Medina Republican Guard than it took Teddy Kennedy to call the police
after his Oldsmobile sunk at Chappaquiddick.

It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in
Florida!!!!!!

The U.S. military is GREAT !
76 posted on 01/28/2004 7:47:05 AM PST by B4Ranch ( Dear Mr. President, Sir, Are you listening to the voters?)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; LaDivaLoca; Bethbg79; tomkow6; beachn4fun; HiJinx; ...
Good morning Troops, families, veterans, Israeli, British, Australian, Polish, and Italian allies (and everybody else, and all the ships at sea). Thank you for taking such good care of the USA.

Today in Anchorage, Alaska:

Sunrise 9:29am
Sunset 4:56pm

Hi 13°F
Lo 2°F

Mostly cloudy and frigid

Actual yesterday in Anchorage:

Hi 11°F
Lo 7°F

State Hi 41°F Adak
State Lo -58°F Northway


77 posted on 01/28/2004 7:49:19 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: txradioguy; All


Click!


78 posted on 01/28/2004 7:50:28 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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To: darkwing104
Morning Darkwing. Be sure you give us a daily count-down for your retirement. This way we can plan a Canteen party for you.
79 posted on 01/28/2004 7:51:17 AM PST by beachn4fun (Ok the race is on......protect our military & their jobs & our freedom.....vote Republican in '04.)
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To: beachn4fun
Sorry to make you and everyone else worry. Internet has really been dragging here the last couple days. Tried posting here a couple times and couldn't get what I was saying posted even though it went fine on a couple other forums. But I'm here and there should be new stuff on the website in the next few days.
80 posted on 01/28/2004 7:54:10 AM PST by txradioguy (This Tagline Sponsored By The U.S. Army)
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